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Props My Head Up on the Mir­ror Plate

Lind­say Lo­han: I was go­ing out with some­one and they said I should read Machi­avel­li and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is al­ways with me.

Over­heard by: bloody hell

Sure­ly Her Par­ents Are Proud

Paris Hilton, in Chi­na for Turkey Day: Shang­hai looks like the fu­ture!

–http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/23/hilton_shanghai_looks_like_the_future/

Over­heard by: ana plz

Whores Car­ry Wire Hang­ers

Lar­ry Birk­head, about a preg­nant An­na Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the ba­by might be an­oth­er man’s: She smacked me and said, ‘I’m not a whore, you dum­my!’.

–http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html