Archive for 2021

Like I Was Just Now

Pat­ti La­Belle, to Jen­nifer Hud­son: I did­n’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007–03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html

Just… Ew

An­geli­na Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Be­fore I die I wan­na taste every­one in the world.

Nicole-o-pho­bia?

Paris Hilton: Kab­bal­ah helps you con­front your fears. Like, if a girl bor­rowed my clothes and nev­er gave them back and I saw her wear­ing them months lat­er, I would con­front her.

Over­heard by: Hel­la-fly

… And Throw Rocks?

David Has­sel­hoff: There are many dy­ing chil­dren out there whose last wish is to meet me.

–http://dartreview.com/issues/2.7.00/hasselhoff.html