Archive for 2021

… Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff

David Has­sel­hoff on high heels: I can’t wear any­thing high­er than two inch­es or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop oc­ca­sion­al­ly. In these stu­pid high heels I ac­tu­al­ly look like Den­nis Rod­man on acid.



Hillary Duff: I’m not, like, a crazy fem­i­nist. I think women def­i­nite­ly need men. Like, I could­n’t imag­ine hav­ing a girl­friend!


So We Can Af­ford Me A Ed­u­ca­tion­al­ism

Ivan­ka Trump: No­body [in the fam­i­ly] is do­ing any­thing for the sake of be­ing fa­mous. It’s all for the sake of rais­ing the price per square foot we’re able to get on saleable re­al es­tate.