Tara Reid: I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
Orlando Bloom: I don’t do a film unless it has a sword in it. And if it doesn’t have a sword in it, I insist that they have one in the same room to keep me comfortable.
Overheard by: bat-dawg!
Al Gore: A zebra does not change its spots.
Courtney Love: I don’t mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you’re Barbara Streisand.
Overheard by: mongoose
P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first.
Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!
Overheard by: Scott
Pam Anderson, on drug use: I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.
Overheard by: gorenluvr