Archive for 2021

Small Tools Require Small Hands

P. Diddy: I shave down there. I do it myself or I have my young lady help me, because I don’t want to get no nicks.

–http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21266693.shtml

With That “Power” Thing

George Bush: The question is, who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders? As you know, my position is clear — I’m the commander guy.

–http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/05/02/bush-im-the-commander-guy/

And Raging, Oozing Infections

Bruce Willis: I rubbed a little dirt on it and kept going. Chicks dig scars.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204211_1023892

Every Five

Cameron Diaz: I actually buy my own clothes. It’s kind of a drag. But I have a new philosophy — now I always wear whatever I’m wearing, the same outfit, for four days, and then I never wear it again. I do change my underwear, though.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Cameron+Diaz+s+fashion+philosophy-14531.html