Archive for 2021


Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

Overheard by: Hella-fly

Liiike You?

Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring… Really boring… So boring.

Overheard by: Delilah Karnes

He Smelled Shrimp Stew

Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’


Then We’ll Both Slur in Your General Direction

Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.