Archive for 2021

I’m Like Her­pes, Ba­by

Paul Mc­Cart­ney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait un­til I nev­er have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll nev­er get rid of me!

–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

Even If They Do Match My Tits

Vic­to­ria Beck­ham, on join­ing a gym: What do you wear on the run­ning ma­chine? I can’t bring my­self to wear flat shoes.

–http://perezhilton.com/2008–03-10-quote-of-the-day-177

I Go for the Lat­te and Pussy Buf­fets

Si­mon Cow­ell: It’s very fash­ion­able to be in re­hab.

–http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/tm_headline=cowell–robbie-and-britney-must-get-a-grip-%26method=full%26objectid=18706927%26siteid=89520-name_page.html

And Mom­my Needs Work!

Kate Beck­in­sale: This is what’s sick about liv­ing in LA — my eight-year-old daugh­ter will point to a woman and say, ‘Look! That wom­an’s had too much botox.’

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kate+Beckinsale-14866.html

And I Bought Eleven­teen

Brooke Shields: I’m so naive about fi­nances. Once, when my moth­er men­tioned an amount and I re­al­ized that I did­n’t un­der­stand, she had to ex­plain, ‘That’s like three Mer­cedes.’ Then I un­der­stood.