Jessica Alba, wishing women’s magazines were filled with men’s sexual organs: If there was a magazine like that, I’d buy it.
Overheard by: indigo
Archive for April, 2022
Must… Resist… “Gay”… Joke…
David Beckham: I always wanted to be a hairdresser.
Overheard by: stablerstraddle
With a Faint Tinge Of Ben Affleck
Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon?
Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?
–Studio, The Colbert Report
Overheard by: Cynthia
Every Five
Cameron Diaz: I actually buy my own clothes. It’s kind of a drag. But I have a new philosophy — now I always wear whatever I’m wearing, the same outfit, for four days, and then I never wear it again. I do change my underwear, though.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Cameron+Diaz+s+fashion+philosophy-14531.html
And I Was Like, “WTF, Dad?!”
Rachel Bilson: A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth.
Overheard by: rapunzel
… Of the Earth
Annie Lennox: A concert such as this really helps to put the world on the map.
–Press conference after concert, Norway
Overheard by: Woozy
Nope! Like Swimming in Daisies and Sunshine
Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: Why would they do that? Wouldn’t they think it was kind of painful?
–http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html
Because You Could End Up Like Lindsay Lohan! Oh, Wait…
Lindsay Lohan: Life is full of risks anyway — why not take them?
Overheard by: ladybug bennett
… In Maintaining My Totally Static, Obnoxious Character
Paris Hilton, on acting: I’ll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works.
–http://www.celebitchy.com/9208/fyi_paris_hilton_has_an_acting_coach_paris_hilton_needs_to_fire_coach/
Overheard by: eat your heart out, Meryl Streep
Overnight Erections Do Not a Happy Camper Make
Bill Clinton: I heard some of you stayed up all night to get a piece– uh, place… in line…
–UCLA Sculpture Garden
Overheard by: janey
