Cher: I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door.
Overheard by: DiggityDawg
Archive for 2022
A Job Better Suited for the Children Left Behind
George W. Bush: Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.
–http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1623337,00.html
Or a Saggy, Ugly Friend Who Doesn’t
Christina Aguilera: I think everybody should have a great Wonderbra.
Overheard by: Anya
Achieving Immortality the Woody Allen Method
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon, and Jesus ? but I want to stay alive.
–http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/02/madonna_i_want_.html
No Wonder He Shrank
Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know — as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home, I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night.
–http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo
How Touching
Jessica Simpson: My father was a minister, so growing up we’d go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad, can I have him for my birthday, please?!’
Overheard by: rrrrrruffles
Mmm, Specula Get Me So Hot, Baby
George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.
–About.com
Overheard by: Ewwww
So, More Like Reno and Thatcher?
Brad Pitt: Being in the room with those two women [Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie] is great fun. It’s like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill, only much better-looking.
Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out
Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm
Go and Boil Your Bottoms, You Son Of Silly Persons!
Clay Aiken: I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago.
Overheard by: lickerish
