Paris Hilton: I don’t think; I just walk.
Brad Pitt: They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ and I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth…’ That’s my answer.
Overheard by: uncle daddy
Jessica Simpson: I’m happy to be a brunette, because it reflects who I am now.
David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.
Overheard by: shooby-doop
Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.
Overheard by: licketysplit
Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
–Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign
Natalie Portman: Oh my god! I’m not black, but I know what it feels like!
Overheard by: genny