Daddy’s Remote Works Like a Charm

Paris Hilton: I don’t think; I just walk.

Collect Them All! Trade with Your Friends!

Brad Pitt: They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ and I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth…’ That’s my answer.

Overheard by: uncle daddy

Jessica Simpson: I’m happy to be a brunette, because it reflects who I am now.

David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.

Overheard by: shooby-doop

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.

Overheard by: licketysplit

Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

–Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign

Natalie Portman: Oh my god! I’m not black, but I know what it feels like!

–http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Portman

Overheard by: genny