Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Sylvester+Stallone-35066.html
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… Because You Look 13 and Have No Genitals?
Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.
Overheard by: spinach grimace
‘Til It Trickles on Out, Anyway
Jon Bon Jovi: Whatever goes on in Bon Jovi stays in Bon Jovi.
–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=462205&in_page_id=1773
All the Better to Pad You With, My Dear
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
Versatility Is a Talent, Vocabulary Is a Curse
David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.
Overheard by: Perry
Except for Packing Thighs and Sporting Shitty Highlights
Kelly Clarkson: I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things.
–http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html
Right Next to New Zealand
David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?
