Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages — a chain of them.
Archive for 2022
There Tend to Be Two Different Types Of Supermodels…
Tyra Banks: There tends to be two different types of convicts. There’s the one that just feels like, ‘Oh my god, I’m just gonna die here and I feel so sad,’ and then there’s the one that everybody is scared of in the jail… ’cause they’re crazy!
–http://www.calendarlive.com/tv/cl-et-ontv6mar06,0,3561447.story?coll=cl-home-top-blurb-right
… Or the Rules Of Conversational Etiquette
Tiger Woods: Oh! Christina! I love your music. I have all your CDs.
Christina Aguilera: Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.
Overheard by: oh, snap!
Reader Poll: Does She Think Jackie Buys It?
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
Only True If Your Name Is “Cheesecake,” You Arrogant Bastard
Terrence Howard: I like women who look like me, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.
Overheard by: chutzpah
When They Start to Bite, It’s Not Cute, It’s Kinky
Gwen Stefani, on her 14-month-old son: I don’t know when I’m going to stop breast-feeding. I’ll just keep going while I can. Like, he’s getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He’s bitten me a few times!
–www.people.com
Overheard by: dat ain’t right
Being an NBA Star Means You Can Pay People to Fail Your Classes for You
Dennis Rodman: Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
I Take Them Off Before I Go to Bed
Jessica Simpson: My boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace.
–Star Magazine
Instead Of Under My Hangnails
George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball.
–http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0„20041613_4,00.html
Neither Is Impregnating Us. We Like Surprises.
Courteney Cox: Getting a boner while we’re sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204212_1023893
