David Beckham: My parents have been there for me ever since I was about seven.
Overheard by: Anya
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Yeah.
Shia LaBeouf: The name means, ‘Thank God for beef…’ Which is kinda lame.
Overheard by: babs
When I Think Of Sobriety and Responsibility, I Think Of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I’ll have a drink, I’m not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don’t really have a desire to do that. I have sort of grown past it because I have a full-time job and responsibilities. It’s cool to have that, it makes you mature faster.
–AP Interview
Not Even Me
Madonna: There’s, like, no books about anything.
A Crazy Blonde’s Sweet Dreams Can Be So Wrong
Jessica Simpson: I aspire to be Patsy Cline.
Overheard by: heffalumpalicious
Say It Ain’t So
Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.
–Blender Magazine
Might Have Something to Do with Your Ability to Reason, Though
Eminem: Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don’t think it was necessarily ’cause I’m stupid.
Singing Be More Gooder Though But
Jewel: Yeah, well, in school they wanted me to be all mathematical… and gramarically correct.
–EXTRA
Overheard by: Sarah McLellan
Well, Why the Hell Not?
Porn star Mary Carey: One day I plan on running for President of the United States.
–Vh1’s Celebrity Rehab, Episode 1
Overheard by: e dawg
Someone’s in the Wrong Profession
Chad Michael Murray: I’m scared of dolls.
Overheard by: i <3 mr. tibbs
