Former Alaskan governor Wally Hickel: You can’t just let nature run wild.
Overheard by: dickie
Archive for 2022
You Rest Your Case, Sir.
Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Overheard by: krispie treat kiss
Butt Glue. Lots and Lots Of Butt Glue
John Travolta: I’m wondering if we have to start thinking about other planets, and also domed cities, because I don’t know if there’s a way to repair these holes in the sky.
–http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21271992.shtml
Do Your Poor Grammar and Superficial Values Mean Nothing to You?
“Girl Next Door,” Kendra Wilkinson: Now that I have my grill, I definitely feel more, like, gangsta.
Overheard by: natural woman
So Much Hotter Than, Like, Feeding the Hungry
Mariah Carey: Wouldn’t it be really hot if I could just blink and change my outfit right now? How amazing would that be?
Overheard by: i<3manginas
Including All the Whoopie
Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.
–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0„2–2007130796,00.html
Who Doesn’t Think Diseased Skeletons Have All the Fun?
Rihanna: [Kate Moss] just looks like she has a fun job. If I had to spend a day in the life of another career, it would be hers.
–Entertainment Weekly
Overheard by: irk
Diarrhea Is So In This Year
Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03082007/gossip/cindy/3_celebrity_blondes_join_virgin_campaign_cindy_cindy_adams.htm?page=2
Small Tools Require Small Hands
P. Diddy: I shave down there. I do it myself or I have my young lady help me, because I don’t want to get no nicks.
–http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21266693.shtml
So Have Carnie Wilson’s Boobs
Cameron Diaz: I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.
Overheard by: saggskatchewan
