And It Effectively Ruined Any “Career” I’d Otherwise Have Been Bothered With

Pamela Anderson: I’ve been fortunate — I haven’t had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.

Overheard by: genetic mistake barbie

She Had To — Tinkerbell’s a Bitch Of a Bookie

Paris Hilton: I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18… I’ve done it all on my own, like a hustler.

Same with Ninety-One-Year Olds

Johnny Depp: When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit…

Overheard by: testify

… “Stupid” — But Only Some Of Us Can Be Masters

Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language…

–BBC News

Overheard by: Alex M

Well, Then, You’re Fucked, Aren’t You?

Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren’t right.

Overheard by: rubbah duck

Says Whom?

Avril Lavigne: I’m getting more famous-er by the day.

Overheard by: Shavaunne

But I Can’t Really See Past My Ego, So All Is Fair

John Mayer: I want a guide dog. I’m an asshole like that.

–Blossom Music Center

Overheard by: Mrs. Mayer

If It Keeps Réné’s Focus on Me

Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.

Overheard by: liliane

But I’ll Get Into Bed for Three

Linda Evangelista: I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Overheard by: rome-dawg

Marriage Is a Bitch

Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm