Pamela Anderson: I’ve been fortunate — I haven’t had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.
Overheard by: genetic mistake barbie
Pamela Anderson: I’ve been fortunate — I haven’t had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.
Overheard by: genetic mistake barbie
Paris Hilton: I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18… I’ve done it all on my own, like a hustler.
Johnny Depp: When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit…
Overheard by: testify
Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language…
–BBC News
Overheard by: Alex M
Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren’t right.
Overheard by: rubbah duck
Avril Lavigne: I’m getting more famous-er by the day.
Overheard by: Shavaunne
John Mayer: I want a guide dog. I’m an asshole like that.
–Blossom Music Center
Overheard by: Mrs. Mayer
Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.
Overheard by: liliane
Linda Evangelista: I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
Overheard by: rome-dawg
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm
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