Archive for 2022


Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

–Taylor’s Celeb Quotes

C‑to-the-H-to-the-R-I-S‑T: Bitch, You Triflin’

Fergie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.


Evil Keeps Me Beautiful

Naomi Campbell: I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent.

Overheard by: supafly

Except for the Knives… But They Fall Off

Jerry Seinfeld: Bees have the only perfect society on Earth. They have no crime, they have no drugs, they have no rape… A little rape, but it’s not that bad.


Dude, Stop Doing Drugs

Sly Stallone: The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.

Overheard by: whipper stripper