Archive for 2022

Like Sunken Seamen?

Christina Aguilera: I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.

Overheard by: oh-hay-hay

Dialysis and a Head-hunt?

R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.

–vh1.com

The Gift Was Silence

Fergie: I, uh, I had a conversation with God, basically. I don’t know how to interpret this, but He said, ‘I’ve given you this beautiful gift, and you’re throwing it away.’

Overheard by: chai tea is love