Alyssa Milano: Every time I decide I want a child, I get another pet. I have three dogs, thirteen birds, and three horses — what does that tell you?
Overheard by: Noah, plz
Archive for 2022
I Set Those on Fire
Playwright Edward Albee: Plays are rather like children. The ones that are earning your living for you, you’re quite happy with them, but you worry about the ones that aren’t pulling their own weight.
–http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/arts/2007/03/06/bapage106.xml
To Whom Is This More Insulting? Discuss.
Mandy Moore, on her music: I feel bad that people wasted their money on such trite, blah pop music.
–celebritynooz.com
Whatever — What About That Screeching?
Joe Simpson on daughter Ashlee’s nose job: There was a real problem with her breathing, and that was cured.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Ashlee+Simpson-17794.html
Overheard by: comrade gull
Pretty Much Sums It Up
Tara Reid: I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
Dude, Aren’t You Supposed to Be Packin’ a “Sword”?
Orlando Bloom: I don’t do a film unless it has a sword in it. And if it doesn’t have a sword in it, I insist that they have one in the same room to keep me comfortable.
Overheard by: bat-dawg!
Just Its Weave and Press-ons
Al Gore: A zebra does not change its spots.
–vh1.com
