Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss.
Overheard by: pants on fire…
Archive for 2022
To Protect Me from Tripping Over My Ego
Courtney Love: I didn’t show up for court because I didn’t have a professional bodyguard.
Overheard by: Cliteesha Licorice
Someone’s a “Vegetarian”
Arnold Schwarzenegger: [Marijuana] is not a drug. It’s a leaf.
–GQ Magazine
Overheard by: Mary Jane
As Is Being a Socially-functioning Human Being?
Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on-stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. Making movies is a highly regimented profession.
Overheard by: atlas luvr
That Straightened Me Out in a Jiffy
Angelina Jolie: I’m not sure if there was a key event that changed me, but I first had sex when I was 14.
–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sundaymag/sunday_11m_jolie.shtml
Or Just Plain “Dad”
NBA retiree Chuck Nevitt: My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
–ESPN
Overheard by: e
Woody Allen: No, No — Go for the Mom with the Kid
George Clooney: I’m going to adopt a good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash.
–http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17387055/
