Tastes Like Moonshine

David Hasselhoff: I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.

But I Am Willing to Be a Martyr for My Own Self-righteousness

Kelly Clarkson: My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible. I’m not willing to be that selfless.

–http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html

Or Married to Tom Cruise

Nicole Kidman: You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV.

Overheard by: Stella

Because Stretch Marks Are Like Blueprints to the Soul

Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.

… Or Odds-I’ll-Retain-Child-Custody-ville

Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England…

Overheard by: Denise

Jude Had Just Cause

Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.

–http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0„2025133,00.html

But They’re All Blurry Polaroids… Of My Poonani

Lindsay Lohan: I have a, like, what do you call it? Uh… Oh, yeah — a photographic memory.

–Interview on MTV