Liz Hurley: I think it is deplorable when men don’t shave. I can’t stand it!
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Perfect+Hurley-31017.html
Archive for 2022
But a Lesbian Twin Sister Is
Daniel Craig: People can improve themselves when they are younger, but when you’re 60 or 70, you start looking like a freak. You end up looking like a lesbian big sister, and that’s not right!
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Daniel+Craig-18292.html
Overheard by: moocasa
… Tinkerbell
Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…
Overheard by: afro-dite
Why Not Just Have a Communal Sponge with Professional Hand-lickers Instead Of Sinks?
Sheryl Crow, on suggested toilet paper use: … Only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.
–http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Suddenly Not So Cute, Huh, Fellas?
Cameron Diaz: I would kiss a frog even if there were no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. I’d lick him.
Overheard by: romeo capulet
It’s All in the Wrist
John Mayer: I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
–http://www.usmagazine.com/
Not with That Kind Of Blooper, You’re Not
Mike Tyson: I guess I’m gonna fade into bolivian.
Overheard by: fannie
