Boy George: I’m very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
Overheard by: stella
Archive for 2022
I’m Pulling for a Head-on
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm
My Vagina Was Built for Pyrotechnics, Baby
Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.
–http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0„50001 – 1254993,00.html
The First Eleven Were Like a Total Vacay, Though
Christina Aguilera, about possible new album: I’ve been brainstorming for the last nine months of my pregnancy.
–Ryan Seacrest’s radio show
Overheard by: cocoa
Can You Blame Her? Her Mommy Wasn’t Exactly Creative, Either
Paris Hilton: I want to have two children — a boy called London and a girl named China.
Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!
About As Flat As That Badonkadonk
Sherri Shepherd: Is the world flat?
–In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: cliteesha
What Would Gerber Do?
Britney Spears: I no longer study Kaballah… My baby is my religion.
Overheard by: romeo
