Archive for 2022

Jude Had Just Cause

Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.


In Other Words, Degree and Depends

Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don’t have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success.


Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool

Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.