Celebrity Wit https://celebritywit.com Sat, 12 Jun 2021 10:38:32 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Or Married to Tom Cruise https://celebritywit.com/archives/25395.html Sat, 12 Jun 2021 10:38:32 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Nicole Kidman: You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV. Overheard by: Stella...

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Because Stretch Marks Are Like Blueprints to the Soul https://celebritywit.com/archives/25302.html Fri, 11 Jun 2021 09:15:22 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.

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… Or Odds-I’ll-Retain-Child-Custody-ville https://celebritywit.com/archives/25387.html Thu, 10 Jun 2021 08:03:17 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England… Overheard by: Denise...

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Jude Had Just Cause https://celebritywit.com/archives/25233.html Wed, 09 Jun 2021 06:18:32 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit. –http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0„2025133,00.

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But They’re All Blurry Polaroids… Of My Poonani https://celebritywit.com/archives/25289.html Tue, 08 Jun 2021 05:56:19 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Lindsay Lohan: I have a, like, what do you call it? Uh… Oh, yeah — a photographic memory.

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Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool https://celebritywit.com/archives/25534.html Sun, 06 Jun 2021 02:32:38 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals. –http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.

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Somebody’s Out and Was Well-Received https://celebritywit.com/archives/25493.html Sat, 05 Jun 2021 01:26:28 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I’m sore. I couldn’t even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad. Overheard by: i heart boas...

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Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn! https://celebritywit.com/archives/25253.html Thu, 03 Jun 2021 11:33:57 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn’t hit me, but she hates it. She’s a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble. –http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20hates%20urbans%20filthy%

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