Celebrity Wit https://celebritywit.com Thu, 28 Jan 2021 06:42:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Dude, Just Stop Saying Words https://celebritywit.com/archives/25438.html Thu, 28 Jan 2021 06:42:39 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Dog the Bounty Hunter: … And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ I felt like I could embrace — or as brothers, or as a black woman — say the N‑word. –Hannity & Colmes Overheard by: Irk...

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She’ll Have 45 Days to Think on It https://celebritywit.com/archives/25314.html Wed, 27 Jan 2021 17:45:23 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?

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… And Tell Mom and Dad on Him https://celebritywit.com/archives/25362.html Wed, 27 Jan 2021 04:57:01 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance. –The View Overheard by: u‑g-l‑y you ain’t got no alibi...

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They’re Touchy Down Under https://celebritywit.com/archives/25237.html Tue, 26 Jan 2021 16:21:22 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Kidman+Learns+How+To+Castrate+Bulls+For+New+Movie.-31135.

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And Stripper-cizing? https://celebritywit.com/archives/25408.html Tue, 26 Jan 2021 04:06:08 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Carmen Electra: I’m really into quantum physics.

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Kid Had Better Have Daddy’s Dimples https://celebritywit.com/archives/25492.html Mon, 25 Jan 2021 14:46:52 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Matthew McConaughey, on his girlfriend’s pregnancy: Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution. –http://thesuperficial.com/ Overheard by: NOVA16...

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Yes. https://celebritywit.com/archives/25478.html Mon, 25 Jan 2021 01:53:58 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird? –Taylor’s Celeb Quotes...

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There’s “Open,” and Then There’s “Shut the Fuck Up Already” https://celebritywit.com/archives/25522.html Sun, 24 Jan 2021 13:25:01 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Melissa Joan Hart: I’m a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I’m going to tell everyone I know about it. Overheard by: virgin.…

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NewsFlash: Celebs Can Make Their Weeks As Long or Short As They Like https://celebritywit.com/archives/25496.html Sun, 24 Jan 2021 01:08:32 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Jessica Biel, on her fit body: I work out every day — Monday to Saturday. –E! Online Overheard by: e!

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Because That Would Be Selfish and Cruel https://celebritywit.com/archives/25508.html Sat, 23 Jan 2021 12:28:32 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Reese Witherspoon: I wouldn’t want my children to miss out on any of that teasing and bullying. Overheard by: Lorelai...

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