Celebrity Wit https://celebritywit.com Tue, 04 Aug 2020 00:45:55 +0000 en-US hourly 1 We Have Eating Disorders and Laxatives and Crack — Like, So Unfair! https://celebritywit.com/archives/25400.html Tue, 04 Aug 2020 00:45:55 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Sarah Michelle Gellar: How can women be as thin as we are? We have personal trainers to work us out, we have specially prepared meals… Overheard by: i eat play-dough...

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Poster Girl for the “Do Drugs, Not Whores” Campaign https://celebritywit.com/archives/25368.html Mon, 03 Aug 2020 12:13:04 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Elizabeth Taylor: When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Overheard by:

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Could I Be Any Less Discreet? https://celebritywit.com/archives/25322.html Sun, 02 Aug 2020 10:40:50 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Matthew Perry, from neighboring stall: I do not remember eating that. –Manhattan...

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Black Elephants Bus’ Out Cajun Shrimp Nails When They Startle https://celebritywit.com/archives/25230.html Sat, 01 Aug 2020 09:11:57 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson, on Eddie Murphy losing Best Supporting Actor: I was very, very shocked. Very shocked. And of course that made everybody nervous. –http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a43253/hudson-shock-at-murphy-award-loss.

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Okay, WTF? https://celebritywit.com/archives/25348.html Fri, 31 Jul 2020 07:19:43 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Anna Nicole Smith: A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, ‘Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me, and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.’ –vh1.com Overheard by:

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But Of Course! https://celebritywit.com/archives/25456.html Thu, 30 Jul 2020 05:02:52 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Brit socialite Lady Victoria Hervey: It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. Overheard by:

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Itchy Anti-Gravity in Black, Nude, and Scarlet https://celebritywit.com/archives/25281.html Wed, 29 Jul 2020 03:12:52 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html English actress Kelly Brook on her new lingerie line: I feel like I’m giving something back to the big-titted community. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kelly+Brook-14755.

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But with Versace Thorns and a Cross by Gucci, Being a Martyr Is So Worth It https://celebritywit.com/archives/25434.html Tue, 28 Jul 2020 00:51:49 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Halle Berry: I spent a lot of time with a crown on my head. Overheard by:

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Now That’s Cosmic Intervention https://celebritywit.com/archives/25342.html Mon, 27 Jul 2020 12:24:59 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Pamela Anderson: Both sides of my family are all in Mensa. It skipped me. –http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%

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… Of the United States https://celebritywit.com/archives/25389.html Sun, 26 Jul 2020 10:30:54 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Miss South Carolina, given a second chance: Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map… –Today Show Overheard by: weezy j.

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