Celebrity Wit https://celebritywit.com Thu, 15 Oct 2020 07:37:01 +0000 en-US hourly 1 But I Am Willing to Be a Martyr for My Own Self-righteousness https://celebritywit.com/archives/25339.html Thu, 15 Oct 2020 07:37:01 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Kelly Clarkson: My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible. I’m not willing to be that selfless. –http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.

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Or Married to Tom Cruise https://celebritywit.com/archives/25395.html Wed, 14 Oct 2020 04:21:42 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Nicole Kidman: You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV. Overheard by: Stella...

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Because Stretch Marks Are Like Blueprints to the Soul https://celebritywit.com/archives/25302.html Tue, 13 Oct 2020 02:08:31 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.

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… Or Odds-I’ll-Retain-Child-Custody-ville https://celebritywit.com/archives/25387.html Mon, 12 Oct 2020 00:50:05 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England… Overheard by: Denise...

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Jude Had Just Cause https://celebritywit.com/archives/25233.html Sun, 11 Oct 2020 11:36:58 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit. –http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0„2025133,00.

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But They’re All Blurry Polaroids… Of My Poonani https://celebritywit.com/archives/25289.html Sat, 10 Oct 2020 10:26:38 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Lindsay Lohan: I have a, like, what do you call it? Uh… Oh, yeah — a photographic memory.

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In Other Words, Degree and Depends https://celebritywit.com/archives/25239.html Fri, 09 Oct 2020 09:25:31 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don’t have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success. –http://www.printthis.clickability.com/pt/cpt?action=cpt&title=Can+Barbara+Walters%27s+Career+Survive+Rosie+and+Donald%27s+War%3F–+New+York+Magazine&expire=&urlID=21322067&fb=Y&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnymag.com%2Fnews%2Ffeatures%2F28519%2Findex.html&

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Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool https://celebritywit.com/archives/25534.html Thu, 08 Oct 2020 08:09:11 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals. –http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.

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Somebody’s Out and Was Well-Received https://celebritywit.com/archives/25493.html Wed, 07 Oct 2020 06:28:31 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I’m sore. I couldn’t even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad. Overheard by: i heart boas...

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Reader Poll: What the Hell Does He Mean? https://celebritywit.com/archives/25352.html Tue, 06 Oct 2020 04:17:06 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Shaquille O’Neal: I don’t think we learned a lesson — I think it was a learning experience for us. Overheard by: mr mann...

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