Celebrity Wit https://celebritywit.com Mon, 22 Mar 2021 01:15:10 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Please — He’s Used to Toting Angie’s Whips and Chains https://celebritywit.com/archives/25251.html Mon, 22 Mar 2021 01:15:10 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Cate Blanchett: The worst part of shooting Babel was when Brad [Pitt] had to carry me up a hill.… I felt like a sack of potatoes and very guilty for having a large breakfast that day. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Blanchett+Pitied+Pitt+Carrying+Her+Take+After+Take.-28921.

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Like I Was Just Now https://celebritywit.com/archives/25538.html Sun, 21 Mar 2021 11:55:26 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch. –http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007–03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.

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Which Is All More Important Than Being Profound https://celebritywit.com/archives/25416.html Sat, 20 Mar 2021 22:57:27 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Demi Moore: Men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. –OK Weekly Overheard by: carries a wallet...

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Just… Ew https://celebritywit.com/archives/25308.html Sat, 20 Mar 2021 09:51:39 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Angelina Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

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… And That’s How I Got Arrested at a Daycare https://celebritywit.com/archives/25392.html Fri, 19 Mar 2021 21:21:28 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss. Overheard by: slammy T...

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Yeah, Masturbation and Chubby Thighs Really Mar a Girl’s V‑card https://celebritywit.com/archives/25516.html Fri, 19 Mar 2021 08:40:34 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Brittany Murphy: Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn’t a very nice one. Overheard by: pink freud...

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Of Course You Did https://celebritywit.com/archives/25474.html Thu, 18 Mar 2021 18:32:44 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid. Overheard by: shirley’s temple...

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What Happens When the Presidential Speechwriter Hits Hollywood https://celebritywit.com/archives/25309.html Thu, 18 Mar 2021 06:02:28 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Arnold Schwarzenegger: The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.

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Why Would I Own Any Of Those? https://celebritywit.com/archives/25426.html Wed, 17 Mar 2021 17:38:32 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Ashlee Simpson: Clean underwear? Are you kidding me?! Overheard by: sinus-infected donkey...

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Nicole-o-phobia? https://celebritywit.com/archives/25310.html Wed, 17 Mar 2021 05:33:35 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her. Overheard by: Hella-fly...

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