Celebrity Wit https://celebritywit.com Tue, 28 Sep 2021 00:48:32 +0000 en-US hourly 1 What Happens When Father Time Knocks a Shorty Up https://celebritywit.com/archives/25291.html Tue, 28 Sep 2021 00:48:32 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Celine Dion: My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.

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It’s About Damned Time https://celebritywit.com/archives/25380.html Mon, 27 Sep 2021 12:00:55 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English. –http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/12/us/12bush.

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Dude, Just Stop Saying Words https://celebritywit.com/archives/25438.html Sun, 26 Sep 2021 23:53:20 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Dog the Bounty Hunter: … And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ I felt like I could embrace — or as brothers, or as a black woman — say the N‑word. –Hannity & Colmes Overheard by: Irk...

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Dude, WTF https://celebritywit.com/archives/25525.html Sun, 26 Sep 2021 11:29:23 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I’m getting my back waxed for charity.

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She’ll Have 45 Days to Think on It https://celebritywit.com/archives/25314.html Sat, 25 Sep 2021 22:18:32 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?

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… And Tell Mom and Dad on Him https://celebritywit.com/archives/25362.html Sat, 25 Sep 2021 09:18:32 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance. –The View Overheard by: u‑g-l‑y you ain’t got no alibi...

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Kid Had Better Have Daddy’s Dimples https://celebritywit.com/archives/25492.html Thu, 23 Sep 2021 06:04:27 +0000 http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html Matthew McConaughey, on his girlfriend’s pregnancy: Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution. –http://thesuperficial.com/ Overheard by: NOVA16...

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