Celebrity Wit 2019-05-18T06:42:22Z https://celebritywit.com/feed/atom https://celebritywit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-wit-favicon-32x32.png celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[I'm Thinking Pastafarianism…]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-18T06:42:22Z 2019-05-18T06:42:22Z David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.

Overheard by: shooby-doop

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Is Anyone Surprised?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-17T04:10:59Z 2019-05-17T04:10:59Z Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.

Overheard by: licketysplit

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Second Only to Smoking]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-16T02:37:21Z 2019-05-16T02:37:21Z Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

–Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Like Daisies and Sunshine]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-15T01:15:28Z 2019-05-15T01:15:28Z Natalie Portman: Oh my god! I’m not black, but I know what it feels like!

–http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Portman

Overheard by: genny

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[If You Have a Friend Like This, Kill Her with Cake]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-14T12:27:42Z 2019-05-14T12:27:42Z Liz Hurley: I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.

–http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/w/star/n49034/news/Babe-of-the-Century-Hurley-Knocks-Monroe.html

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA['I Wanna Hold Your Prosthesis']]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-13T10:38:16Z 2019-05-13T10:38:16Z Heather Mills: I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007090660,00.html

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[… On Your Application for Skanks "R" Us]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-12T09:37:33Z 2019-05-12T09:37:33Z Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

Overheard by: just… ew

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[A Cloacal Kiss, Perhaps?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-11T08:12:41Z 2019-05-11T08:12:41Z Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss.

Overheard by: pants on fire…

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[To Protect Me from Tripping Over My Ego]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-10T06:45:54Z 2019-05-10T06:45:54Z Courtney Love: I didn’t show up for court because I didn’t have a professional bodyguard.

Overheard by: Cliteesha Licorice

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Someone's a "Vegetarian"]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-05-09T06:16:08Z 2019-05-09T06:16:08Z Arnold Schwarzenegger: [Marijuana] is not a drug. It’s a leaf.

–GQ Magazine

Overheard by: Mary Jane

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