Celebrity Wit 2020-05-21T23:48:13Z https://celebritywit.com/feed/atom celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[She Had To — Tinkerbell's a Bitch Of a Bookie]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-21T23:48:13Z 2020-05-21T23:48:13Z Paris Hilton: I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18… I’ve done it all on my own, like a hustler.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Like Godzilla and Phallic Shortcomings — All Around, It's a Magical Place]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-21T11:00:14Z 2020-05-21T11:00:14Z Britney Spears: I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t really like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa. –vh1.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Same with Ninety-One-Year Olds]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-20T09:05:52Z 2020-05-20T09:05:52Z Johnny Depp: When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit… Overheard by:

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Says Whom?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-19T20:03:15Z 2020-05-19T20:03:15Z Avril Lavigne: I’m getting more famous-er by the day. Overheard by:

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[But I Can't Really See Past My Ego, So All Is Fair]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-19T07:42:51Z 2020-05-19T07:42:51Z John Mayer: I want a guide dog. I’m an asshole like that. –Blossom Music Center Overheard by: Mrs.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[… "Stupid" — But Only Some Of Us Can Be Masters]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-18T19:07:52Z 2020-05-18T19:07:52Z Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language… –BBC News Overheard by:

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[But I'll Get Into Bed for Three]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-18T06:37:26Z 2020-05-18T06:37:26Z Linda Evangelista: I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day. Overheard by: rome-dawg...

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[If It Keeps Réné's Focus on Me]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-17T18:12:51Z 2020-05-17T18:12:51Z Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God. Overheard by:

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[NewsFlash: Rich Prick Tries to Sound Intelligent; Fails. Film at 11.]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-17T05:10:32Z 2020-05-17T05:10:32Z Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history. –Celebrity Apprentice Overheard by: he’.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Redundancy Doesn't Make You Sound Smarter. Ever.]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-05-16T16:30:15Z 2020-05-16T16:30:15Z Gary Busey: There’s nothing like changes, because nothing changes but changes. Overheard by:

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