Celebrity Wit 2019-03-24T06:52:56Z https://celebritywit.com/feed/atom https://celebritywit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-wit-favicon-32x32.png celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[What Happens When the Presidential Speechwriter Hits Hollywood]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-24T06:52:56Z 2019-03-24T06:52:56Z Arnold Schwarzenegger: The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Nicole-o-phobia?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-23T18:14:52Z 2019-03-23T18:14:52Z Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

Overheard by: Hella-fly

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Then We'll Both Slur in Your General Direction]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-23T06:00:04Z 2019-03-23T06:00:04Z Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=494171&in_page_id=1773

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Or Any Ho, Really]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-22T17:34:52Z 2019-03-22T17:34:52Z Michael Douglas: It’s just amazing the damage you could do with a backhoe.

–In Touch Weekly

Overheard by: calamity zane

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[He Smelled Shrimp Stew]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-22T03:53:17Z 2019-03-22T03:53:17Z Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=439075&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[The Signs Were So There]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-21T14:04:41Z 2019-03-21T14:04:41Z Britney Spears: I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s “Tearin’ Up My Heart.” It reminds me to wear a bra.

Overheard by: i <3 my gyno

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Stick with the Flexing, Big Guy]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-21T01:47:01Z 2019-03-21T01:47:01Z Jean-Claude Van Damme: In an action film, you act in the action. In a drama film, you act in the drama.

Overheard by: petal peddler

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Especially When You Shove It Up Your Asscrack]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-20T13:34:41Z 2019-03-20T13:34:41Z Elle MacPherson: Underwear is such an emotional thing.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Liiike You?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-20T00:49:41Z 2019-03-20T00:49:41Z Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring… Really boring… So boring.

Overheard by: Delilah Karnes

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Reader Poll: Is She Serious?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-19T12:19:55Z 2019-03-19T12:19:55Z British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don’t have any shops.

Overheard by: bbq vixen

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