Celebrity Wit 2019-01-22T08:41:50Z https://celebritywit.com/feed/atom https://celebritywit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-wit-favicon-32x32.png celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[But I'll Get Into Bed for Three]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-22T08:41:50Z 2019-01-22T08:41:50Z Linda Evangelista: I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Overheard by: rome-dawg

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[If It Keeps Réné's Focus on Me]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-21T19:09:46Z 2019-01-21T19:09:46Z Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.

Overheard by: liliane

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Says Whom?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-21T06:06:40Z 2019-01-21T06:06:40Z Avril Lavigne: I’m getting more famous-er by the day.

Overheard by: Shavaunne

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Redundancy Doesn't Make You Sound Smarter. Ever.]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-20T17:12:52Z 2019-01-20T17:12:52Z Gary Busey: There’s nothing like changes, because nothing changes but changes.

Overheard by: krabby patty

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[NewsFlash: Rich Prick Tries to Sound Intelligent; Fails. Film at 11.]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-20T04:12:52Z 2019-01-20T04:12:52Z Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.

–Celebrity Apprentice

Overheard by: he’s brilliant

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Or We'll Look All Civilized and Shit]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-19T15:57:52Z 2019-01-19T15:57:52Z Former Alaskan governor Wally Hickel: You can’t just let nature run wild.

Overheard by: dickie

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Well, Then, You're Fucked, Aren't You?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-19T03:23:34Z 2019-01-19T03:23:34Z Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren’t right.

Overheard by: rubbah duck

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Butt Glue. Lots and Lots Of Butt Glue]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-18T15:04:52Z 2019-01-18T15:04:52Z John Travolta: I’m wondering if we have to start thinking about other planets, and also domed cities, because I don’t know if there’s a way to repair these holes in the sky.

–http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21271992.shtml

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Marriage Is a Bitch]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-18T02:27:51Z 2019-01-18T02:27:51Z Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[You Rest Your Case, Sir.]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-01-17T13:12:52Z 2019-01-17T13:12:52Z Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Overheard by: krispie treat kiss

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