Celebrity Wit 2019-03-21T01:47:01Z https://celebritywit.com/feed/atom https://celebritywit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-wit-favicon-32x32.png celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Stick with the Flexing, Big Guy]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-21T01:47:01Z 2019-03-21T01:47:01Z Jean-Claude Van Damme: In an action film, you act in the action. In a drama film, you act in the drama.

Overheard by: petal peddler

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Especially When You Shove It Up Your Asscrack]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-20T13:34:41Z 2019-03-20T13:34:41Z Elle MacPherson: Underwear is such an emotional thing.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Liiike You?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-20T00:49:41Z 2019-03-20T00:49:41Z Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring… Really boring… So boring.

Overheard by: Delilah Karnes

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Reader Poll: Is She Serious?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-19T12:19:55Z 2019-03-19T12:19:55Z British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don’t have any shops.

Overheard by: bbq vixen

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Nothing Says "Love" Like Shitting Out Bloody Little People]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-18T23:37:18Z 2019-03-18T23:37:18Z Gwen Stefani: I can’t wait to get pregnant again. It’s so fun and consuming and romantic.

Overheard by: cliteesha

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[… Than Should Hear Me Speak]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-18T11:04:51Z 2019-03-18T11:04:51Z Christina Aguilera: I give money to a company that makes hearing aids. More people should hear me sing.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[And by "Honorary" I Mean "Pretend"]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-17T22:15:29Z 2019-03-17T22:15:29Z Kelsey Grammer, asked if he was really a doctor: I have an honorary doctorate at, uh… Oh, god, where is it? Some college [University of Massachusetts at Amherst].

Overheard by: kellen heller

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[With a Dash Of Elmer Fudd and Just a Pinch Of Paris]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-17T09:28:45Z 2019-03-17T09:28:45Z Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I’m Hugh Grant.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204745_1032144

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Like I Am with My Fibbing]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-16T20:46:11Z 2019-03-16T20:46:11Z Hilary Duff: I can’t go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don’t think I’m excessive.

Overheard by: makes her thongs at home

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[You Sick Bastard!]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2019-03-16T07:59:39Z 2019-03-16T07:59:39Z Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat.

–http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html

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