Celebrity Wit 2018-07-18T21:58:01Z https://celebritywit.com/feed/atom/ WordPress https://celebritywit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-wit-favicon-32x32.png celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[With a Dash Of Elmer Fudd and Just a Pinch Of Paris]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-18T21:58:01Z 2018-07-18T21:58:01Z Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I’m Hugh Grant.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204745_1032144

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[You Sick Bastard!]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-18T08:45:23Z 2018-07-18T08:45:23Z Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat.

–http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Might Have Something to Do with That Huge Fist He's Lubing Up]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-17T20:26:06Z 2018-07-17T20:26:06Z Idaho senator Larry Craig: To have the governor standing behind me, as he always has, is very humbling.

–Press conference

Overheard by: doug doan

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[I'm Like Herpes, Baby]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-17T08:06:45Z 2018-07-17T08:06:45Z Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me!

–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[No, They Were for the 50 First Prisons Founded in Australia]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-16T19:15:44Z 2018-07-16T19:15:44Z Elisabeth Hasselbeck, when asked what the stars on the American flag mean: The original states and colonies.

Overheard by: PuceWoman

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[It's for Sex Toy Parties and Cupcakes!]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-16T05:17:07Z 2018-07-16T05:17:07Z Boris Gryzlov, speaker of Russian Parliament: Parliament is not a place for political discussions.

–http://echo.msk.ru/programs/dithyramb/33429/

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Like I Am with My Fibbing]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-15T16:43:01Z 2018-07-15T16:43:01Z Hilary Duff: I can’t go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don’t think I’m excessive.

Overheard by: makes her thongs at home

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[And Mommy Needs Work!]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-15T04:02:14Z 2018-07-15T04:02:14Z Kate Beckinsale: This is what’s sick about living in LA — my eight-year-old daughter will point to a woman and say, ‘Look! That woman’s had too much botox.’

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kate+Beckinsale-14866.html

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[I Pay My Bitches to Learn to Count for Me]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-14T14:20:02Z 2018-07-14T14:20:02Z Donald Trump: If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s ‘big business.’

Overheard by: polar scare

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Dude, If You Have to Make a List to "Prove" It…]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-07-14T00:35:02Z 2018-07-14T00:35:02Z Tom Cruise, on being “normal”: I wear jeans, socks, and a shirt — all totally normal… I get my hair cut on set. I have no iPhone, no mobile, no e-mail address, no watch, no jewelery, no wallet…

Overheard by: airMES

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