Celebrity Wit 2017-09-23T04:58:37Z https://celebritywit.com/feed/atom/ WordPress https://celebritywit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-wit-favicon-32x32.png celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Or We'll Look All Civilized and Shit]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-23T04:58:37Z 2017-09-23T04:58:37Z Former Alaskan governor Wally Hickel: You can’t just let nature run wild.

Overheard by: dickie

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Including All the Whoopie]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-22T15:50:50Z 2017-09-22T15:50:50Z Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130796,00.html

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Marriage Is a Bitch]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-22T03:35:42Z 2017-09-22T03:35:42Z Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Well, Then, You're Fucked, Aren't You?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-21T14:42:28Z 2017-09-21T14:42:28Z Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren’t right.

Overheard by: rubbah duck

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[You Rest Your Case, Sir.]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-21T01:58:52Z 2017-09-21T01:58:52Z Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Overheard by: krispie treat kiss

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Diarrhea Is So In This Year]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-20T12:39:59Z 2017-09-20T12:39:59Z Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03082007/gossip/cindy/3_celebrity_blondes_join_virgin_campaign_cindy_cindy_adams.htm?page=2

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Do Your Poor Grammar and Superficial Values Mean Nothing to You?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-19T23:35:52Z 2017-09-19T23:35:52Z “Girl Next Door,” Kendra Wilkinson: Now that I have my grill, I definitely feel more, like, gangsta.

Overheard by: natural woman

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[So Much Hotter Than, Like, Feeding the Hungry]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-19T11:08:30Z 2017-09-19T11:08:30Z Mariah Carey: Wouldn’t it be really hot if I could just blink and change my outfit right now? How amazing would that be?

Overheard by: i<3manginas

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Who Doesn't Think Diseased Skeletons Have All the Fun?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-18T21:28:52Z 2017-09-18T21:28:52Z Rihanna: [Kate Moss] just looks like she has a fun job. If I had to spend a day in the life of another career, it would be hers.

–Entertainment Weekly

Overheard by: irk

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[They Make Al Gores for That, You Know]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2017-09-18T09:13:51Z 2017-09-18T09:13:51Z Gib Lewis: I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

Overheard by: runawaywheelbo

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