Celebrity Wit 2018-11-16T06:35:01Z https://celebritywit.com/feed/atom/ WordPress https://celebritywit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-wit-favicon-32x32.png celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Hadn't It Already Done That by '78?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-16T06:35:01Z 2018-11-16T06:35:01Z Jamie Lee Curtis: I think I’ll phase out acting… I don’t want to see my face growing old on camera.

Overheard by: lee mai

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[What Could Be Worse Than Britney Herself: Answered]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-15T04:05:02Z 2018-11-15T04:05:02Z Britney Spears: I don’t listen to anybody. I’m stubborn. But I do listen to Madonna. I wish I could be inside her head.

Overheard by: grams

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Stubble Is for the Divine [Brown]]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-14T03:23:07Z 2018-11-14T03:23:07Z Liz Hurley: I think it is deplorable when men don’t shave. I can’t stand it!

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Perfect+Hurley-31017.html

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[But a Lesbian Twin Sister Is]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-13T02:41:46Z 2018-11-13T02:41:46Z Daniel Craig: People can improve themselves when they are younger, but when you’re 60 or 70, you start looking like a freak. You end up looking like a lesbian big sister, and that’s not right!

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Daniel+Craig-18292.html

Overheard by: moocasa

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[… Tinkerbell]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-12T01:44:07Z 2018-11-12T01:44:07Z Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…

Overheard by: afro-dite

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Why Not Just Have a Communal Sponge with Professional Hand-lickers Instead Of Sinks?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-11T12:47:53Z 2018-11-11T12:47:53Z Sheryl Crow, on suggested toilet paper use: … Only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.

–http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Suddenly Not So Cute, Huh, Fellas?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-10T11:42:49Z 2018-11-10T11:42:49Z Cameron Diaz: I would kiss a frog even if there were no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. I’d lick him.

Overheard by: romeo capulet

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[It's All in the Wrist]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-09T09:59:03Z 2018-11-09T09:59:03Z John Mayer: I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

–http://www.usmagazine.com/

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Not with That Kind Of Blooper, You're Not]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-08T08:50:02Z 2018-11-08T08:50:02Z Mike Tyson: I guess I’m gonna fade into bolivian.

Overheard by: fannie

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Second Only to "Play Time" with Uncle Walter As a Wee One]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2018-11-07T07:02:37Z 2018-11-07T07:02:37Z Evan Rachel Wood, on shooting video with boyfriend Marilyn Manson: At the end of the video we’re kissing and it’s raining blood, and for me that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life.

–www.people.com

Overheard by: ugh

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