Celebrity Wit 2020-03-30T03:28:52Z https://celebritywit.com/feed/atom celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Versatility Is a Talent, Vocabulary Is a Curse]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-30T03:28:52Z 2020-03-30T03:28:52Z David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side. Overheard by:

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Except for Packing Thighs and Sporting Shitty Highlights]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-29T01:25:45Z 2020-03-29T01:25:45Z Kelly Clarkson: I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things. –http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Right Next to New Zealand]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-28T00:29:26Z 2020-03-28T00:29:26Z David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[… And Everybody's Daddy Is Gay]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-27T11:58:06Z 2020-03-27T11:58:06Z Victoria Beckham: I think my sons think everybody’s mummy is a Spice Girl. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Victoria+Beckham-18289.html Overheard by:

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Same Applies to Making Love with Mo'Nique]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-26T10:15:25Z 2020-03-26T10:15:25Z Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die. Overheard by:

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Oh, That Kind Of "Priest"]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-25T09:14:32Z 2020-03-25T09:14:32Z Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke… –The Today Show Overheard by:

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too?]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-24T07:43:58Z 2020-03-24T07:43:58Z Boy George: I’m very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. Overheard by:

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[I'm Pulling for a Head-on]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-23T06:14:27Z 2020-03-23T06:14:27Z New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection. –http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[My Vagina Was Built for Pyrotechnics, Baby]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-22T04:44:29Z 2020-03-22T04:44:29Z Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again. –http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1254993,00.

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celebritywit http://phpstack-93358-271948.cloudwaysapps.com <![CDATA[The First Eleven Were Like a Total Vacay, Though]]> http://celebritywit.com/archives/.html 2020-03-21T04:14:29Z 2020-03-21T04:14:29Z Christina Aguilera, about possible new album: I’ve been brainstorming for the last nine months of my pregnancy. –Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Overheard by:

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