Lindsay Lohan: I think I am my mom. We’re so similar, she even looks like me.
–In Touch Magazine
I Prefer the Sound Of a Thousand Wind Tunnels
Pamela Anderson: I don’t think about anything too much… If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!
Overheard by: the big V
Not So Cute Anymore, Is He, Ladies?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
Overheard by: piggy bank pimp
Reader Poll: Is There Any Way This Isn’t Creepy?
Tara Reid: I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy
Otherwise It Just Wouldn’t Be Deep!
Alicia Silverstone: I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.
It’s ‘Canadia,’ Dumbass
Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
–http://www.usatoday.com/life/columnist/popcandy/2004–05-11-pop-candy_x.htm
Overheard by: Schmine
It Is a Fine Thing to Be Honest, but It Is Also Very Important to Be Right.
Miss Great Britain 2006, Danielle Lloyd: Wasn’t [Winston Churchill] the first black president of America? There’s a statue of him near me… that’s black…
–http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/5311732.stm
I’ll Mull It Over on My Smoke Break
Former Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca: We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves, ‘How much clean air do we need?’
Or Humble — Same Diff
Linda Evangelista: It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.
So I Can Save Up for Things Like Diet Water and Air
Kirsten Dunst: I have my student ID — it’s so exciting! I was showing it to my girlfriends in a restaurant recently. I’m like, ‘I can get money off movie tickets now!’
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kirsten+Dunst-14467.html
