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Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon, and Jesus ? but I want to stay alive.

–http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/02/madonna_i_want_.html

Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm

George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.

–About.com

Overheard by: Ewwww

Clay Aiken: I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago.

Overheard by: lickerish

Brad Pitt: Being in the room with those two women [Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie] is great fun. It’s like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill, only much better-looking.

Russian president Vladimir Putin: The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.

–http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003777395_webkalashnikov06.html

Overheard by: Comrade X

Serbian basketball player Vlade Divac: We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.

Overheard by: francie

Kelly Rowland, of Destiny’s Child: You know how the Beatles broke off, they all did their solo projects, and then they came back together and they were even stronger?

–Vh1

Kate Hudson to son, Ryder, about her cooking: What’s my specialty? What does Mommy make a lot of?
Ryder: Money!
Kate Hudson, correcting him: Mommy’s tacos!

–Vogue, January 2008

Avril Lavigne: It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on — we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world…

Overheard by: pluto rocks my world