Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid.
Overheard by: shirley’s temple
Archive for the ‘Paris Hilton’ Category
Nicole-o-phobia?
Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
Overheard by: Hella-fly
Surely Her Parents Are Proud
Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future!
–http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/23/hilton_shanghai_looks_like_the_future/
Overheard by: ana plz
Starting in About 36 Days
Paris Hilton: In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.
–http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_officially_in_jai.php/
… Using Penises and Vaginas
Paris Hilton: People think I sleep with everyone, but it’s not like that — kissing is all I do.
–In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: rome-dawg
She’ll Have 45 Days to Think on It
Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?
She Had To — Tinkerbell’s a Bitch Of a Bookie
Paris Hilton: I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18… I’ve done it all on my own, like a hustler.
… In Maintaining My Totally Static, Obnoxious Character
Paris Hilton, on acting: I’ll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works.
–http://www.celebitchy.com/9208/fyi_paris_hilton_has_an_acting_coach_paris_hilton_needs_to_fire_coach/
Overheard by: eat your heart out, Meryl Streep
Say It Ain’t So
Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.
–Blender Magazine
Reader Poll: Does She Think Jackie Buys It?
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
