Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I’m Hugh Grant.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204745_1032144

Sly Stallone: The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.

Overheard by: whipper stripper

Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Sylvester+Stallone-35066.html