Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.

Overheard by: licketysplit

Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I’m not a country singer.

–http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtml

Overheard by: e

Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!

–www.perezhilton.com

Overheard by: Melissa

Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007-03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html