David Beckham: I always wanted to be a hairdresser.

Overheard by: stablerstraddle

David Beckham: My parents have been there for me ever since I was about seven.

Overheard by: Anya

David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.

Overheard by: Perry

David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.

Overheard by: shooby-doop