Gene Simmons, on marriage: I don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like ‘gymnasium.’
Overheard by: like a virgo
- Posted on May 23, 2023
- Gene Simmons
California senator Barbara Boxer: Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank god I’m still alive!’ But, of course, those who died — their lives will never be the same again.
- Posted on May 22, 2023
- Barbara Boxer
George W. Bush: Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Overheard by: hardhat luvr
- Posted on May 21, 2023
- George Bush
Alyssa Milano: Every time I decide I want a child, I get another pet. I have three dogs, thirteen birds, and three horses — what does that tell you?
Overheard by: Noah, plz
- Posted on May 20, 2023
- Alyssa Milano
Playwright Edward Albee: Plays are rather like children. The ones that are earning your living for you, you’re quite happy with them, but you worry about the ones that aren’t pulling their own weight.
–http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/arts/2007/03/06/bapage106.xml
- Posted on May 19, 2023
- Edward Albee
Mandy Moore, on her music: I feel bad that people wasted their money on such trite, blah pop music.
–celebritynooz.com
- Posted on May 18, 2023
- Mandy Moore
Joe Simpson on daughter Ashlee’s nose job: There was a real problem with her breathing, and that was cured.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Ashlee+Simpson-17794.html
Overheard by: comrade gull
- Posted on May 17, 2023
- Joe Simpson
Tara Reid: I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
- Posted on May 16, 2023
- Tara Reid
Orlando Bloom: I don’t do a film unless it has a sword in it. And if it doesn’t have a sword in it, I insist that they have one in the same room to keep me comfortable.
Overheard by: bat‐dawg!
- Posted on May 15, 2023
- Orlando Bloom
Al Gore: A zebra does not change its spots.
–vh1.com
- Posted on May 14, 2023
- Al Gore