Joaquin phoenix: Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something’s crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I’m not worried about the looks, I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten.
Overheard by: krabby patty
Heather Mills: There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?
Tea Leoni: I’m getting a penis in early spring, so that will be interesting.
Lindsay Lohan: I think I am my mom. We’re so similar, she even looks like me.
–In Touch Magazine
Halle Berry: There is nothing bad about it. The morning sickness and the vomiting and the hot sweats — nothing’s been bad about it. I’ve loved every second of it.
Overheard by: srsly?
Pamela Anderson: I don’t think about anything too much… If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!
Overheard by: the big V
Jake Gyllenhaal: Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
Overheard by: piggy bank pimp
Tara Reid: I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy
Alicia Silverstone: I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.