Janet Jackson: You don’t know how many people come up to me and say, ‘This child was conceived listening to you.’
Kid Rock: Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks.
Overheard by: baroness
Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!
Overheard by: Melissa
Britney Spears, about how often she can see her children: Stuff like that — my lawyers know all that stuff.
Overheard by: Hermes!
Olivier Martinez: I have a natural feeling for wolves.
Paris Hilton, on Nicole Richie: I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.
Overheard by: hokay
Mariah Carey, asked how many bathrooms are in her home: I don’t know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?
Overheard by: jenner
Britney Spears: You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.
Richard Schiff to fellow passenger after tickling his daughter: Watch out, or I’ll tickle you, too!
–Manhattan‐bound D train from Yankee Stadium
New York, New York
Overheard by: West Wing fans
David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.