Lindsay Lohan: I need a boyfriend, geez. There are three different boys I like. Maybe five.
Elizabeth Hurley: I’ve always wanted to be a spy, and frankly, I’m a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.
Overheard by: jenner
Ivana Trump: Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
John Travolta at the Oscars, mouthing: I love you!
P. Diddy, mouthing back: No, I love you!
Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.
Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.
Overheard by: spinach grimace
Jon Bon Jovi: Whatever goes on in Bon Jovi stays in Bon Jovi.
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?