Daddy's Remote Works Like a Charm

Paris Hilton: I don’t think; I just walk.

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Brad Pitt: They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ and I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth…’ That’s my answer.

Overheard by: uncle daddy

Jessica Simpson: I’m happy to be a brunette, because it reflects who I am now.

David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.

Overheard by: shooby-doop

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.

Overheard by: licketysplit

Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

–Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign

Natalie Portman: Oh my god! I’m not black, but I know what it feels like!

–http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Portman

Overheard by: genny

Liz Hurley: I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.

–http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/w/star/n49034/news/Babe-of-the-Century-Hurley-Knocks-Monroe.html

Heather Mills: I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007090660,00.html

Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

Overheard by: just… ew