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Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…

Overheard by: afro-dite

Sheryl Crow, on suggested toilet paper use: … Only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.

–http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Cameron Diaz: I would kiss a frog even if there were no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. I’d lick him.

Overheard by: romeo capulet

John Mayer: I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

–http://www.usmagazine.com/

Mike Tyson: I guess I’m gonna fade into bolivian.

Overheard by: fannie

Evan Rachel Wood, on shooting video with boyfriend Marilyn Manson: At the end of the video we’re kissing and it’s raining blood, and for me that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life.

–www.people.com

Overheard by: ugh

Meredith Vieira, to Jake Gyllenhaal: When you made Brokeback Mountain, did you have any idea what you were sitting on?

Overheard by: spook

Lindsay Lohan: People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that, so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something.

Overheard by: Abigail M.

Russell Crowe: I love going shopping. I have a black belt in it.

–people.com

Overheard by: mr. tibbs

Paula Abdul: I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/06/08/2007-06-08_paulas_hey_fever_worth_catching.html/