Lindsay Lohan: I need a boyfriend, geez. There are three different boys I like. Maybe five.

–GQ magazine

Elizabeth Hurley: I’ve always wanted to be a spy, and frankly, I’m a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.

Overheard by: jenner

Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London.


Ivana Trump: Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.


John Travolta at the Oscars, mouthing: I love you!
P. Diddy, mouthing back: No, I love you!


Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.


Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.

Overheard by: spinach grimace

Jon Bon Jovi: Whatever goes on in Bon Jovi stays in Bon Jovi.


Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?

David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.

Overheard by: Perry