Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.
–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html
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Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I’m sore. I couldn’t even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.
Overheard by: i heart boas
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Shaquille O’Neal: I don’t think we learned a lesson — I think it was a learning experience for us.
Overheard by: mr mann
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Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn’t hit me, but she hates it. She’s a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20hates%20urbans%20filthy%20habits_1024391
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Tiffany “New York” Pollard: I don’t like parrots, because they don’t speak English diction.
–I Love New York 2
Overheard by: Adam
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Janet Jackson: I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It’s my sense of humor.
Overheard by: whoa.
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P. Diddy: If I change my name again, y’all can have me certified as crazy, alright?
–New York Post
Overheard by: boo for flu :(
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Helena Bonham Carter: Daniel [Radcliffe] has such balls, he really does. In every way. Good on him. I can’t think of something to make one more vulnerable than being 17, a male, having to strip off and do such a hard piece… Psychologically.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204200_1023723 Music
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California senator Barbara Boxer: Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank god I’m still alive!’ But, of course, those who died — their lives will never be the same again.
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Gene Simmons, on marriage: I don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like ‘gymnasium.’
Overheard by: like a virgo
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