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Victoria Beckham: Three boys… I think it’s less about parenting now for me and more about crowd control.

–people.com

Overheard by: crapola

Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!

–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html

Overheard by: You mean a squid?

Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark: Half this game is 90 percent mental.

Overheard by: Trippin’ Billie

Christina Aguilera: So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

R. Kelly: My greatest competition is, well, me. I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us, and a lot of people are starting to realize that now.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/05162007/gossip/pagesix/swollen_head_pagesix_.htm

Jordan, British model: I’m even thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I’d really notice the difference. By the time I’m finished, I’ll be like a nun!

Overheard by: i do kegels

Jessica Alba: I always felt like I was born into the wrong family. I didn’t feel I belonged, and I felt that I should have been royal, and nobody knew that except me.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/you/article.html?in_article_id=460832&in_page_id=1908

Paris Hilton: I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.

–OK Weekly

Anna Kournikova: I’m like an expensive menu — you can look but you can’t afford!

Overheard by: i <3 colbert!

Keith Richards: The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared.

–perezhilton.com

Overheard by: tatiana