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Sarah Michelle Gellar: How can women be as thin as we are? We have personal trainers to work us out, we have specially prepared meals…

Overheard by: i eat play-dough

Elizabeth Taylor: When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Overheard by: Sam Jameson

Matthew Perry, from neighboring stall: I do not remember eating that.

–Manhattan, New York

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson, on Eddie Murphy losing Best Supporting Actor: I was very, very shocked. Very shocked. And of course that made everybody nervous.

–http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a43253/hudson-shock-at-murphy-award-loss.html

Anna Nicole Smith: A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, ‘Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me, and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.’

–vh1.com

Overheard by: lula

Brit socialite Lady Victoria Hervey: It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.

Overheard by: Clint

English actress Kelly Brook on her new lingerie line: I feel like I’m giving something back to the big-titted community.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kelly+Brook-14755.html

Halle Berry: I spent a lot of time with a crown on my head.

Overheard by: andromeda

Pamela Anderson: Both sides of my family are all in Mensa. It skipped me.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204984_1035071

Miss South Carolina, given a second chance: Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map…

–Today Show

Overheard by: weezy j.