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Kate Hudson to son, Ryder, about her cooking: What’s my specialty? What does Mommy make a lot of?
Ryder: Money!
Kate Hudson, correcting him: Mommy’s tacos!

–Vogue, January 2008

Avril Lavigne: It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on — we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world…

Overheard by: pluto rocks my world

Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html

Jeff Probst: When you start talking to a person from Asia, you realize, ‘Wow! They have all different backgrounds!’

–Washington Post

Overheard by: KC

Paris Hilton: In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.

–http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_officially_in_jai.php/

Texas representative Gib Lewis: I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.

Overheard by: tapioca is love

Joaquin phoenix: Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something’s crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I’m not worried about the looks, I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten.

Overheard by: krabby patty

Heather Mills: There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=494876&in_page_id=1773

Starstruck dude: You’re Jon Lovitz!
Jon Lovitz: Jealous?

–Greenwich Village

Tea Leoni: I’m getting a penis in early spring, so that will be interesting.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2007280947,00.html