Tiffany “New York” Pollard: I don’t like parrots, because they don’t speak English diction.
–I Love New York 2
Overheard by: Adam
Honey, That Train’s Already Left the Station
P. Diddy: If I change my name again, y’all can have me certified as crazy, alright?
–New York Post
Overheard by: boo for flu :(
NewsFlash: Fucking Creepy “Sense Of Humor” Sheds New Light on Jackson Family Train Wreck. Film at 11.
Janet Jackson: I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It’s my sense of humor.
Overheard by: whoa.
And “Fidelity”
Gene Simmons, on marriage: I don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like ‘gymnasium.’
Overheard by: like a virgo
Thanks for Clearing That Up
California senator Barbara Boxer: Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank god I’m still alive!’ But, of course, those who died — their lives will never be the same again.
Nope, Just Less Many
George W. Bush: Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Overheard by: hardhat luvr
That You’re Selfish, Greedy, and Cruel?
Alyssa Milano: Every time I decide I want a child, I get another pet. I have three dogs, thirteen birds, and three horses — what does that tell you?
Overheard by: Noah, plz
I Set Those on Fire
Playwright Edward Albee: Plays are rather like children. The ones that are earning your living for you, you’re quite happy with them, but you worry about the ones that aren’t pulling their own weight.
–http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/arts/2007/03/06/bapage106.xml
To Whom Is This More Insulting? Discuss.
Mandy Moore, on her music: I feel bad that people wasted their money on such trite, blah pop music.
–celebritynooz.com
Whatever — What About That Screeching?
Joe Simpson on daughter Ashlee’s nose job: There was a real problem with her breathing, and that was cured.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Ashlee+Simpson-17794.html
Overheard by: comrade gull
