Bridget Moynahan, on meeting the pope: I went up there and I just went blank, so I bent down, licked his hand, and went off.
Our Odiferous Emissions Are Frying Us Like Bacon
PETA on global warming: The most powerful step that we can take as individuals to avert global warming is to stop eating meat, eggs, and dairy products.
–http://goveg.com/environment-globalwarming.asp
So I Can Save Up for Things Like Diet Water and Air
Kirsten Dunst: I have my student ID — it’s so exciting! I was showing it to my girlfriends in a restaurant recently. I’m like, ‘I can get money off movie tickets now!’
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kirsten+Dunst-14467.html
Clinton and Gonzales: Good One!
Former NYC mayor David Dinkins: I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
Overheard by: literariesdonotrun
… Using Penises and Vaginas
Paris Hilton: People think I sleep with everyone, but it’s not like that — kissing is all I do.
–In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: rome-dawg
Dialysis and a Head-hunt?
R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.
–vh1.com
Stop! In the Name Of Grammar
Diana Ross: You must pronunciate everything.
–American Idol
The Gift Was Silence
Fergie: I, uh, I had a conversation with God, basically. I don’t know how to interpret this, but He said, ‘I’ve given you this beautiful gift, and you’re throwing it away.’
Overheard by: chai tea is love
… And That's Why My Family Hates Me
Natalie Portman: When I was seven years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa’s funeral. I was always the little entertainer.
Overheard by: buttpaste queen
Make Your Bed or I'll Bus' a Cap
Mark Wahlberg: When my daughter is 10 and 11, and especially in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It’s not mess-around time.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/index.html