Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.
Overheard by: licketysplit
Second Only to Smoking
Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
–Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign
Like Daisies and Sunshine
Natalie Portman: Oh my god! I’m not black, but I know what it feels like!
–http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Portman
Overheard by: genny
If You Have a Friend Like This, Kill Her with Cake
Liz Hurley: I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.
–http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/w/star/n49034/news/Babe-of-the-Century-Hurley-Knocks-Monroe.html
‘I Wanna Hold Your Prosthesis’
Heather Mills: I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.
–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0„2001320029–2007090660,00.html
… On Your Application for Skanks “R” Us
Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.
Overheard by: just… ew
A Cloacal Kiss, Perhaps?
Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss.
Overheard by: pants on fire…
To Protect Me from Tripping Over My Ego
Courtney Love: I didn’t show up for court because I didn’t have a professional bodyguard.
Overheard by: Cliteesha Licorice
Someone’s a “Vegetarian”
Arnold Schwarzenegger: [Marijuana] is not a drug. It’s a leaf.
–GQ Magazine
Overheard by: Mary Jane
As Is Being a Socially-functioning Human Being?
Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on-stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. Making movies is a highly regimented profession.
Overheard by: atlas luvr
