Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool

Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.

–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html

Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn!

Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn’t hit me, but she hates it. She’s a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20hates%20urbans%20filthy%20habits_1024391

And "Fidelity"

Gene Simmons, on marriage: I don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like ‘gymnasium.’

Overheard by: like a virgo

Thanks for Clearing That Up

California senator Barbara Boxer: Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank god I’m still alive!’ But, of course, those who died — their lives will never be the same again.