Lindsay Lohan, about being in rehab: It was a sobering experience.
The Poor Bastards
Mischa Barton: Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.
Just Keep Tellin’ Yourself That, Sweetie
Mariah Carey: Glitter was ahead of its time.
Overheard by: irk
Takes a Lot Of Puff to Give a Damn About Flaming Gaseous Masses
Kirsten Dunst: My best friend, Sasha’s, dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world, and he was a genius.
Is Anyone Surprised?
Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
Overheard by: condom queenie
We Have Eating Disorders and Laxatives and Crack — Like, So Unfair!
Sarah Michelle Gellar: How can women be as thin as we are? We have personal trainers to work us out, we have specially prepared meals…
Overheard by: i eat play-dough
Poster Girl for the “Do Drugs, Not Whores” Campaign
Elizabeth Taylor: When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Overheard by: Sam Jameson
Could I Be Any Less Discreet?
Matthew Perry, from neighboring stall: I do not remember eating that.
–Manhattan, New York
Black Elephants Bus’ Out Cajun Shrimp Nails When They Startle
Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson, on Eddie Murphy losing Best Supporting Actor: I was very, very shocked. Very shocked. And of course that made everybody nervous.
Anna Nicole Smith: A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, ‘Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me, and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.’
Overheard by: lula