Paris Hilton, on Nicole Richie: I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.
Overheard by: hokay
Can You Even Count to Eleventeen?
Mariah Carey, asked how many bathrooms are in her home: I don’t know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?
Overheard by: jenner
… Who Copied the Disciples
Britney Spears: You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.
What's With All the Celebrity Tickling Quotes?
Richard Schiff to fellow passenger after tickling his daughter: Watch out, or I’ll tickle you, too!
–Manhattan-bound D train from Yankee Stadium
New York, New York
Overheard by: West Wing fans
… Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff
David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm
And Their Waxes Make You Look Even Bigger
George W. Bush, looking at map of Brazil: Wow, Brazil is big.
Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy
Really?
Hillary Duff: I’m not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn’t imagine having a girlfriend!
–http://www.feministing.com/
So We Can Afford Me A Educationalism
Ivanka Trump: Nobody [in the family] is doing anything for the sake of being famous. It’s all for the sake of raising the price per square foot we’re able to get on saleable real estate.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/04142007/gossip/pagesix/trumpean_logic_pagesix_.htm
Learning Four-Syllable Words Has That Effect on Many Celebrities
Lindsay Lohan, about being in rehab: It was a sobering experience.
The Poor Bastards
Mischa Barton: Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.
–vh1.com