Janet Jackson: You don’t know how many people come up to me and say, ‘This child was conceived listening to you.’
–people.com
So Sayeth the Lord
Kid Rock: Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks.
–people.com
Overheard by: baroness
No Wonder She Doesn’t Eat
Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!
–www.perezhilton.com
Overheard by: Melissa
I’m Just Here to Look… Um… Busted
Britney Spears, about how often she can see her children: Stuff like that — my lawyers know all that stuff.
Overheard by: Hermes!
The Gaunt Face and Icy Eyes Work Every Time
Olivier Martinez: I have a natural feeling for wolves.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Olivier+Martinez++wolf+worship-31063.html
By Dying Early and Letting Rich Guys Fight Over the Kid
Paris Hilton, on Nicole Richie: I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.
Overheard by: hokay
Can You Even Count to Eleventeen?
Mariah Carey, asked how many bathrooms are in her home: I don’t know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?
Overheard by: jenner
… Who Copied the Disciples
Britney Spears: You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.
What’s With All the Celebrity Tickling Quotes?
Richard Schiff to fellow passenger after tickling his daughter: Watch out, or I’ll tickle you, too!
–Manhattan-bound D train from Yankee Stadium
New York, New York
Overheard by: West Wing fans
… Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff
David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm
