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Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.

Overheard by: slammy T

Brittany Murphy: Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn’t a very nice one.

Overheard by: pink freud

Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid.

Overheard by: shirley’s temple

Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=439075&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=

Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

Overheard by: Hella-fly

David Hasselhoff: There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

–http://dartreview.com/issues/2.7.00/hasselhoff.html

Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring… Really boring… So boring.

Overheard by: Delilah Karnes

Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=494171&in_page_id=1773

Michael Douglas: It’s just amazing the damage you could do with a backhoe.

–In Touch Weekly

Overheard by: calamity zane

Gwen Stefani: I can’t wait to get pregnant again. It’s so fun and consuming and romantic.

Overheard by: cliteesha