Nicole Kidman: You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV.
Overheard by: Stella
Because Stretch Marks Are Like Blueprints to the Soul
Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.
… Or Odds-I’ll-Retain-Child-Custody-ville
Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England…
Overheard by: Denise
Jude Had Just Cause
Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.
–http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0„2025133,00.html
But They’re All Blurry Polaroids… Of My Poonani
Lindsay Lohan: I have a, like, what do you call it? Uh… Oh, yeah — a photographic memory.
–Interview on MTV
In Other Words, Degree and Depends
Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don’t have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success.
–http://www.printthis.clickability.com/pt/cpt?action=cpt&title=Can+Barbara+Walters%27s+Career+Survive+Rosie+and+Donald%27s+War%3F–+New+York+Magazine&expire=&urlID=21322067&fb=Y&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnymag.com%2Fnews%2Ffeatures%2F28519%2Findex.html&partnerID=73
Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool
Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.
–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html
Somebody’s Out and Was Well-Received
Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I’m sore. I couldn’t even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.
Overheard by: i heart boas
Reader Poll: What the Hell Does He Mean?
Shaquille O’Neal: I don’t think we learned a lesson — I think it was a learning experience for us.
Overheard by: mr mann
Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn!
Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn’t hit me, but she hates it. She’s a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20hates%20urbans%20filthy%20habits_1024391
