Kelsey Grammer, asked if he was really a doctor: I have an honorary doctorate at, uh… Oh, god, where is it? Some college [University of Massachusetts at Amherst].
Overheard by: kellen heller
With a Dash Of Elmer Fudd and Just a Pinch Of Paris
Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I’m Hugh Grant.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204745_1032144
You Sick Bastard!
Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat.
–http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html
Like I Am with My Fibbing
Hilary Duff: I can’t go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don’t think I’m excessive.
Overheard by: makes her thongs at home
I'm Like Herpes, Baby
Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me!
–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml
Might Have Something to Do with That Huge Fist He's Lubing Up
Idaho senator Larry Craig: To have the governor standing behind me, as he always has, is very humbling.
–Press conference
Overheard by: doug doan
No, They Were for the 50 First Prisons Founded in Australia
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, when asked what the stars on the American flag mean: The original states and colonies.
Overheard by: PuceWoman
It's for Sex Toy Parties and Cupcakes!
Boris Gryzlov, speaker of Russian Parliament: Parliament is not a place for political discussions.
–http://echo.msk.ru/programs/dithyramb/33429/
And Mommy Needs Work!
Kate Beckinsale: This is what’s sick about living in LA — my eight-year-old daughter will point to a woman and say, ‘Look! That woman’s had too much botox.’
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kate+Beckinsale-14866.html
Even If They Do Match My Tits
Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes.
–http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-10-quote-of-the-day-177