But a Lesbian Twin Sister Is

Daniel Craig: People can improve themselves when they are younger, but when you’re 60 or 70, you start looking like a freak. You end up looking like a lesbian big sister, and that’s not right!

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Daniel+Craig-18292.html

Overheard by: moocasa

… Tinkerbell

Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…

Overheard by: afro-dite

Sweetie, Just Stop Talking.

Lindsay Lohan: People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that, so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something.

Overheard by: Abigail M.