Richard Schiff to fellow passenger after tickling his daughter: Watch out, or I’ll tickle you, too!
–Manhattan-bound D train from Yankee Stadium
New York, New York
Overheard by: West Wing fans
… Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff
David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm
And Their Waxes Make You Look Even Bigger
George W. Bush, looking at map of Brazil: Wow, Brazil is big.
Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy
Really?
Hillary Duff: I’m not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn’t imagine having a girlfriend!
–http://www.feministing.com/
So We Can Afford Me A Educationalism
Ivanka Trump: Nobody [in the family] is doing anything for the sake of being famous. It’s all for the sake of raising the price per square foot we’re able to get on saleable real estate.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/04142007/gossip/pagesix/trumpean_logic_pagesix_.htm
Learning Four-Syllable Words Has That Effect on Many Celebrities
Lindsay Lohan, about being in rehab: It was a sobering experience.
The Poor Bastards
Mischa Barton: Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.
–vh1.com
Just Keep Tellin’ Yourself That, Sweetie
Mariah Carey: Glitter was ahead of its time.
–Blender magazine
Overheard by: irk
Takes a Lot Of Puff to Give a Damn About Flaming Gaseous Masses
Kirsten Dunst: My best friend, Sasha’s, dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world, and he was a genius.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kirsten+Dunst-14886.html
Is Anyone Surprised?
Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
Overheard by: condom queenie
