“Girl Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt, about a small crab: I don’t think he eats [bread] anyways. Too many carbs for him.

–The Girls Next Door

Overheard by: Brunette and loving it

Demi Moore: Men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes.

–OK Weekly

Overheard by: carries a wallet

Cate Blanchett: The worst part of shooting Babel was when Brad [Pitt] had to carry me up a hill…. I felt like a sack of potatoes and very guilty for having a large breakfast that day.


Former French president Charles de Gaulle: China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese.

Overheard by: goldfish cracka

Angelina Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.


Ashlee Simpson: Clean underwear? Are you kidding me?!

Overheard by: sinus-infected donkey

Arnold Schwarzenegger: The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.

Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.

Overheard by: slammy T

Brittany Murphy: Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn’t a very nice one.

Overheard by: pink freud