Former French president Charles de Gaulle: China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese.

Overheard by: goldfish cracka

Angelina Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.


Ashlee Simpson: Clean underwear? Are you kidding me?!

Overheard by: sinus-infected donkey

Arnold Schwarzenegger: The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.

Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.

Overheard by: slammy T

Brittany Murphy: Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn’t a very nice one.

Overheard by: pink freud

Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid.

Overheard by: shirley’s temple

Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’


Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

Overheard by: Hella-fly