Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.
–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html
Somebody's Out and Was Well-Received
Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I’m sore. I couldn’t even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.
Overheard by: i heart boas
Reader Poll: What the Hell Does He Mean?
Shaquille O’Neal: I don’t think we learned a lesson — I think it was a learning experience for us.
Overheard by: mr mann
Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn!
Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn’t hit me, but she hates it. She’s a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20hates%20urbans%20filthy%20habits_1024391
… And One Of Us Should
Tiffany “New York” Pollard: I don’t like parrots, because they don’t speak English diction.
–I Love New York 2
Overheard by: Adam
Honey, That Train's Already Left the Station
P. Diddy: If I change my name again, y’all can have me certified as crazy, alright?
–New York Post
Overheard by: boo for flu :(
NewsFlash: Fucking Creepy "Sense Of Humor" Sheds New Light on Jackson Family Train Wreck. Film at 11.
Janet Jackson: I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It’s my sense of humor.
Overheard by: whoa.
And "Fidelity"
Gene Simmons, on marriage: I don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like ‘gymnasium.’
Overheard by: like a virgo
Thanks for Clearing That Up
California senator Barbara Boxer: Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank god I’m still alive!’ But, of course, those who died — their lives will never be the same again.
Nope, Just Less Many
George W. Bush: Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Overheard by: hardhat luvr