Tara Reid: I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
Dude, Aren’t You Supposed to Be Packin’ a “Sword”?
Orlando Bloom: I don’t do a film unless it has a sword in it. And if it doesn’t have a sword in it, I insist that they have one in the same room to keep me comfortable.
Overheard by: bat-dawg!
Just Its Weave and Press-ons
Al Gore: A zebra does not change its spots.
–vh1.com
Especially If You Mixed the Coke with the E the Night Before
Courtney Love: I don’t mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you’re Barbara Streisand.
Overheard by: mongoose
And Ladies Second
P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007–03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9‑1.html
The Most Effective Way to Solve All Of Our World’s Problems
Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!
Overheard by: Scott
But the Occasional Whacked-Out Weekend Is Fun for the Whole Family!
Pam Anderson, on drug use: I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.
Overheard by: gorenluvr
Thank God
Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Overheard by: oh-hay-hay
Darn Tootin’, You Betcha!
Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that… Lucky me.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/502092p-423431c.html
Just Like My Razor-toothed Pussy
Pam Anderson, on hubby Rick Salomon’s injured nose: I sliced it… It was sexual.
–http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/11/20/pam_anderson_injures_husband_during_sex
Overheard by: joeschmoe
