Tara Reid: I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy
Otherwise It Just Wouldn't Be Deep!
Alicia Silverstone: I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.
I Prefer the Sound Of a Thousand Wind Tunnels
Pamela Anderson: I don’t think about anything too much… If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!
Overheard by: the big V
It Is a Fine Thing to Be Honest, but It Is Also Very Important to Be Right.
Miss Great Britain 2006, Danielle Lloyd: Wasn’t [Winston Churchill] the first black president of America? There’s a statue of him near me… that’s black…
–http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/5311732.stm
Or Humble — Same Diff
Linda Evangelista: It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.
Or Even a Little Bit, for That Matter
Question: If Noah and his family were the only people to survive the flood, then how did the world get other races?
Pat Robertson: When Noah and his family left the ark, they split up and went around the world and then, I don’t know, got tans or something. I don’t know exactly how it happened.
Like Sunken Seamen?
Christina Aguilera: I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.
Overheard by: oh-hay-hay
I'll Mull It Over on My Smoke Break
Former Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca: We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves, ‘How much clean air do we need?’
What Have You Done for Jesus Lately?
Bridget Moynahan, on meeting the pope: I went up there and I just went blank, so I bent down, licked his hand, and went off.
Our Odiferous Emissions Are Frying Us Like Bacon
PETA on global warming: The most powerful step that we can take as individuals to avert global warming is to stop eating meat, eggs, and dairy products.
–http://goveg.com/environment-globalwarming.asp