Celine Dion: My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.
It’s About Damned Time
George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English.
–http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/12/us/12bush.html
Dude, Just Stop Saying Words
Dog the Bounty Hunter: … And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ I felt like I could embrace — or as brothers, or as a black woman — say the N‑word.
–Hannity & Colmes
Overheard by: Irk
Dude, WTF
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I’m getting my back waxed for charity.
She’ll Have 45 Days to Think on It
Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?
… And Tell Mom and Dad on Him
Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance.
–The View
Overheard by: u‑g-l‑y you ain’t got no alibi
They’re Touchy Down Under
Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Kidman+Learns+How+To+Castrate+Bulls+For+New+Movie.-31135.html
And Stripper-cizing?
Carmen Electra: I’m really into quantum physics.
–People Magazine
Yes.
Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?
–Taylor’s Celeb Quotes
Kid Had Better Have Daddy’s Dimples
Matthew McConaughey, on his girlfriend’s pregnancy: Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution.
–http://thesuperficial.com/
Overheard by: NOVA16
