Jude Had Just Cause

Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.

--http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0,,2025133,00.html

In Other Words, Degree and Depends

Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don't have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success.

--http://www.printthis.clickability.com/pt/cpt?action=cpt&title=Can+Barbara+Walters%27s+Career+Survive+Rosie+and+Donald%27s+War%3F--+New+York+Magazine&expire=&urlID=21322067&fb=Y&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnymag.com%2Fnews%2Ffeatures%2F28519%2Findex.html&partnerID=73

Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool

Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.

--http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html

Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn!

Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn't hit me, but she hates it. She's a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.

--http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20hates%20urbans%20filthy%20habits_1024391