Kelly Clarkson: I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things.
–http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html
Right Next to New Zealand
David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?
… And Everybody’s Daddy Is Gay
Victoria Beckham: I think my sons think everybody’s mummy is a Spice Girl.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Victoria+Beckham-18289.html
Overheard by: juanita
Same Applies to Making Love with Mo’Nique
Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
Overheard by: ORLY
Oh, That Kind Of “Priest”
Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke…
–The Today Show
Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime
Because Their Fangs Leave Behind Swollen, Itchy Spots, Too?
Boy George: I’m very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
Overheard by: stella
I’m Pulling for a Head-on
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm
My Vagina Was Built for Pyrotechnics, Baby
Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.
–http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0„50001–1254993,00.html
The First Eleven Were Like a Total Vacay, Though
Christina Aguilera, about possible new album: I’ve been brainstorming for the last nine months of my pregnancy.
–Ryan Seacrest’s radio show
Overheard by: cocoa
Can You Blame Her? Her Mommy Wasn’t Exactly Creative, Either
Paris Hilton: I want to have two children — a boy called London and a girl named China.
Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!
