Nicole-o-phobia?

Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

Overheard by: Hella-fly

Then We'll Both Slur in Your General Direction

Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=494171&in_page_id=1773

He Smelled Shrimp Stew

Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=439075&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=

Liiike You?

Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring… Really boring… So boring.

Overheard by: Delilah Karnes