Gonna Need Really, Really Greased Lightning

John Travolta at the Oscars, mouthing: I love you!
P. Diddy, mouthing back: No, I love you!

–http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2-2.asp

And Yet…

Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Sylvester+Stallone-35066.html

Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.

Overheard by: spinach grimace

Jon Bon Jovi: Whatever goes on in Bon Jovi stays in Bon Jovi.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=462205&in_page_id=1773

Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?

David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.

Overheard by: Perry

Kelly Clarkson: I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things.

–http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html

David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?

Victoria Beckham: I think my sons think everybody’s mummy is a Spice Girl.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Victoria+Beckham-18289.html

Overheard by: juanita

Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.

Overheard by: ORLY