Former Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca: We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves, ‘How much clean air do we need?’
Or Humble — Same Diff
Linda Evangelista: It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.
Or Even a Little Bit, for That Matter
Question: If Noah and his family were the only people to survive the flood, then how did the world get other races?
Pat Robertson: When Noah and his family left the ark, they split up and went around the world and then, I don’t know, got tans or something. I don’t know exactly how it happened.
So I Can Save Up for Things Like Diet Water and Air
Kirsten Dunst: I have my student ID — it’s so exciting! I was showing it to my girlfriends in a restaurant recently. I’m like, ‘I can get money off movie tickets now!’
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kirsten+Dunst-14467.html
What Have You Done for Jesus Lately?
Bridget Moynahan, on meeting the pope: I went up there and I just went blank, so I bent down, licked his hand, and went off.
Clinton and Gonzales: Good One!
Former NYC mayor David Dinkins: I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
Overheard by: literariesdonotrun
… Using Penises and Vaginas
Paris Hilton: People think I sleep with everyone, but it’s not like that — kissing is all I do.
–In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: rome-dawg
Our Odiferous Emissions Are Frying Us Like Bacon
PETA on global warming: The most powerful step that we can take as individuals to avert global warming is to stop eating meat, eggs, and dairy products.
–http://goveg.com/environment-globalwarming.asp
Make Your Bed or I’ll Bus’ a Cap
Mark Wahlberg: When my daughter is 10 and 11, and especially in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It’s not mess-around time.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/index.html
Dialysis and a Head-hunt?
R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.
–vh1.com
