Angelina Jolie: I’ve only had four lovers.
–http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/09/18/angelina_jolie_i_ve_only_had_four_lovers
Overheard by: …in one night
Props My Head Up on the Mirror Plate
Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is always with me.
Overheard by: bloody hell
Because Apparitions Are So, Like, Real
Karl Lagerfeld: I don’t want to be a reality in people’s lives. I want to be like an apparition.
–http://www.filmforum.org/films/lagerfeld.html
Overheard by: Sewing Diva
Surely Her Parents Are Proud
Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future!
–http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/23/hilton_shanghai_looks_like_the_future/
Overheard by: ana plz
Whores Carry Wire Hangers
Larry Birkhead, about a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the baby might be another man’s: She smacked me and said, ‘I’m not a whore, you dummy!’.
–http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html
Reparations Have Come a Long Way
Naomi Campbell: I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.
–IMDb.com
Dude, WTF?
Tori Spelling: Why bull sperm? Can’t it be horse sperm, or cow sperm?
Overheard by: bbb
… Or on a Conveyor Belt
Cher: I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door.
Overheard by: DiggityDawg
Or a Saggy, Ugly Friend Who Doesn’t
Christina Aguilera: I think everybody should have a great Wonderbra.
Overheard by: Anya
A Job Better Suited for the Children Left Behind
George W. Bush: Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.
–http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1623337,00.html
