Linda Evangelista: I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
Overheard by: rome-dawg
If It Keeps Réné's Focus on Me
Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.
Overheard by: liliane
Says Whom?
Avril Lavigne: I’m getting more famous-er by the day.
Overheard by: Shavaunne
Redundancy Doesn't Make You Sound Smarter. Ever.
Gary Busey: There’s nothing like changes, because nothing changes but changes.
Overheard by: krabby patty
Or We'll Look All Civilized and Shit
Former Alaskan governor Wally Hickel: You can’t just let nature run wild.
Overheard by: dickie
NewsFlash: Rich Prick Tries to Sound Intelligent; Fails. Film at 11.
Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.
–Celebrity Apprentice
Overheard by: he’s brilliant
Marriage Is a Bitch
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm
Butt Glue. Lots and Lots Of Butt Glue
John Travolta: I’m wondering if we have to start thinking about other planets, and also domed cities, because I don’t know if there’s a way to repair these holes in the sky.
–http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21271992.shtml
You Rest Your Case, Sir.
Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Overheard by: krispie treat kiss
Including All the Whoopie
Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.
–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130796,00.html