Shirley MacLaine, on UFOs: They’re all over the place in New Mexico. They’re there. It’s not a question of are they or not. The question is why. I’ve talked to people all over the world who’ve been aboard the craft and told me what they learned.
Overheard by: diva cuppin’
Lindsay Lohan: I need a boyfriend, geez. There are three different boys I like. Maybe five.
–GQ magazine
Elizabeth Hurley: I’ve always wanted to be a spy, and frankly, I’m a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.
Overheard by: jenner
Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London.
–TV
Ivana Trump: Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
–vh1.com
John Travolta at the Oscars, mouthing: I love you!
P. Diddy, mouthing back: No, I love you!
–http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2‑2.asp
Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Sylvester+Stallone-35066.html
Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.
Overheard by: spinach grimace
Jon Bon Jovi: Whatever goes on in Bon Jovi stays in Bon Jovi.
–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=462205&in_page_id=1773
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
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