… And Tell Mom and Dad on Him

Paula Ab­dul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get mar­ried, I’m go­ing to be smart this time and I’m go­ing to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get di­vorced, I’ll get half his al­lowance.

–The View

Over­heard by: u‑g-l‑y you ain’t got no al­i­bi

They’re Touchy Down Un­der

Nicole Kid­man on learn­ing how to cas­trate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be pre­pared.



Jes­si­ca Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

–Tay­lor’s Celeb Quotes

C‑­to-the-H-to-the-R-I-S‑T: Bitch, You Tri­flin’

Fer­gie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when peo­ple say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like in­sult­ing God.