Texas representative Gib Lewis: I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
Overheard by: tapioca is love
Something That Doesn't Exist Can't Be Eaten
Joaquin phoenix: Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something’s crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I’m not worried about the looks, I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten.
Overheard by: krabby patty
But Who Ever Counts Them?
Avril Lavigne: It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on — we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world…
Overheard by: pluto rocks my world
Can't Wait to Contribute to the Yellow Thaw Like a Real Man
Tea Leoni: I’m getting a penis in early spring, so that will be interesting.
–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2007280947,00.html
Starting in About 36 Days
Paris Hilton: In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.
–http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_officially_in_jai.php/
Just a Little Turned On
Starstruck dude: You’re Jon Lovitz!
Jon Lovitz: Jealous?
–Greenwich Village
Um, Sure. You First.
Heather Mills: There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?
–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=494876&in_page_id=1773
Maybe It's Because We Share All Our Coke
Lindsay Lohan: I think I am my mom. We’re so similar, she even looks like me.
–In Touch Magazine
Wait 'til It Starts Eating Your Body from the Inside-out
Halle Berry: There is nothing bad about it. The morning sickness and the vomiting and the hot sweats — nothing’s been bad about it. I’ve loved every second of it.
–people.com
Overheard by: srsly?
Not So Cute Anymore, Is He, Ladies?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
Overheard by: piggy bank pimp