Cameron Diaz: I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.
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Gib Lewis: I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.
Overheard by: runawaywheelbo
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George Bush: The question is, who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders? As you know, my position is clear — I’m the commander guy.
–http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/05/02/bush-im-the-commander-guy/
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Oscar winner Helen Mirren at the awards: It [the dress] was all made for me, so I didn’t have to have any underwear. It fitted me like two angels’ hands. I cried when I put it on…
–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003200001-2007090538,00.html
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Bruce Willis: I rubbed a little dirt on it and kept going. Chicks dig scars.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204211_1023892
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
–vh1.com
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David Beckham: I always wanted to be a hairdresser.
Overheard by: stablerstraddle
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Jessica Alba, wishing women’s magazines were filled with men’s sexual organs: If there was a magazine like that, I’d buy it.
Overheard by: indigo
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Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon?
Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?
–Studio, The Colbert Report
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Cameron Diaz: I actually buy my own clothes. It’s kind of a drag. But I have a new philosophy — now I always wear whatever I’m wearing, the same outfit, for four days, and then I never wear it again. I do change my underwear, though.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Cameron+Diaz+s+fashion+philosophy-14531.html
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