It’s About Damned Time

George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can bare­ly speak Eng­lish.


Dude, Just Stop Say­ing Words

Dog the Boun­ty Hunter: … And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ I felt like I could em­brace — or as broth­ers, or as a black woman — say the N‑word.

–Han­ni­ty & Colmes

Over­heard by: Irk

… And Tell Mom and Dad on Him

Paula Ab­dul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get mar­ried, I’m go­ing to be smart this time and I’m go­ing to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get di­vorced, I’ll get half his al­lowance.

–The View

Over­heard by: u‑g-l‑y you ain’t got no al­i­bi

They’re Touchy Down Un­der

Nicole Kid­man on learn­ing how to cas­trate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be pre­pared.



Jes­si­ca Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

–Tay­lor’s Celeb Quotes