Paris Hilton: I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18… I’ve done it all on my own, like a hustler.
Britney Spears: I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t really like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.
Johnny Depp: When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit…
Overheard by: testify
Avril Lavigne: I’m getting more famous-er by the day.
Overheard by: Shavaunne
John Mayer: I want a guide dog. I’m an asshole like that.
–Blossom Music Center
Overheard by: Mrs. Mayer
Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language…
Overheard by: Alex M
Linda Evangelista: I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
Overheard by: rome-dawg
Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.
Overheard by: liliane
Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.
Overheard by: he’s brilliant
Gary Busey: There’s nothing like changes, because nothing changes but changes.
Overheard by: krabby patty