Gwyneth Paltrow: I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.
Too Busy Making Out with the Tricycle Gang?
Jessica Alba: I realized that I forgot how to ride a bike.
–OK Weekly
Overheard by: i <3 twinz
Key to Any Successful Relationship
Rupert Friend, The Libertine’s Billy Downes on gay kiss with co-star Depp: When you’re kissing a guy [tapers off]… We just had a glass of wine and got on with it.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204238_1024392
.… What?
Sean Penn: My favorite thing to do is not act — it’s that simple.
Overheard by: Gramps
Dude, That’s Your Tail
Enrique Iglesias: I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.
–http://perezhilton.com/topics/guess_the_celebrity/guess_the_celeb_20070521.php
I Don’t Smoke; I Just Don’t Breathe As Much As I’d Like to
Linda Evangelista: I don’t diet; I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
–http://www.funnypictures.tv/html/jokes/quotes/stupid-quotes/2006–04-18/stupid-quotes_1145339309d102189.html
Tastes Like Moonshine
David Hasselhoff: I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.
But I Am Willing to Be a Martyr for My Own Self-righteousness
Kelly Clarkson: My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible. I’m not willing to be that selfless.
–http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html
Or Married to Tom Cruise
Nicole Kidman: You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV.
Overheard by: Stella
Because Stretch Marks Are Like Blueprints to the Soul
Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.
