Sarah Michelle Gellar: How can women be as thin as we are? We have personal trainers to work us out, we have specially prepared meals…
Overheard by: i eat play-dough
Poster Girl for the “Do Drugs, Not Whores” Campaign
Elizabeth Taylor: When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Overheard by: Sam Jameson
Could I Be Any Less Discreet?
Matthew Perry, from neighboring stall: I do not remember eating that.
–Manhattan, New York
Black Elephants Bus’ Out Cajun Shrimp Nails When They Startle
Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson, on Eddie Murphy losing Best Supporting Actor: I was very, very shocked. Very shocked. And of course that made everybody nervous.
–http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a43253/hudson-shock-at-murphy-award-loss.html
Okay, WTF?
Anna Nicole Smith: A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, ‘Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me, and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.’
–vh1.com
Overheard by: lula
But Of Course!
Brit socialite Lady Victoria Hervey: It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.
Overheard by: Clint
Itchy Anti-Gravity in Black, Nude, and Scarlet
English actress Kelly Brook on her new lingerie line: I feel like I’m giving something back to the big-titted community.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kelly+Brook-14755.html
But with Versace Thorns and a Cross by Gucci, Being a Martyr Is So Worth It
Halle Berry: I spent a lot of time with a crown on my head.
Overheard by: andromeda
Now That’s Cosmic Intervention
Pamela Anderson: Both sides of my family are all in Mensa. It skipped me.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204984_1035071
… Of the United States
Miss South Carolina, given a second chance: Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map…
–Today Show
Overheard by: weezy j.
