That Makes One Of Us

Pete Wentz: I love Jessica Simpson’s stuff — especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.


Overheard by: Anna Mousey

But a Lesbian Twin Sister Is

Daniel Craig: People can improve themselves when they are younger, but when you’re 60 or 70, you start looking like a freak. You end up looking like a lesbian big sister, and that’s not right!


Overheard by: moocasa

… Tinkerbell

Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…

Overheard by: afro-dite