Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!
–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html
Overheard by: You mean a squid?
The Other Half Is 100 Percent Math Class
Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark: Half this game is 90 percent mental.
Overheard by: Trippin’ Billie
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Just South Of the Rack
Christina Aguilera: So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
What Is It with These People?
R. Kelly: My greatest competition is, well, me. I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us, and a lot of people are starting to realize that now.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/05162007/gossip/pagesix/swollen_head_pagesix_.htm
How Humble Of You
Jessica Alba: I always felt like I was born into the wrong family. I didn’t feel I belonged, and I felt that I should have been royal, and nobody knew that except me.
–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/you/article.html?in_article_id=460832&in_page_id=1908
Or It Tastes So Sour You End Up Spitting It Out Anyway
Anna Kournikova: I’m like an expensive menu — you can look but you can’t afford!
Overheard by: i <3 colbert!
We Beg to Differ
Jordan, British model: I’m even thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I’d really notice the difference. By the time I’m finished, I’ll be like a nun!
Overheard by: i do kegels
… By Trading It in for a Woman's
Paris Hilton: I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.
–OK Weekly
Keith Richards Is My Anti-Drug
Keith Richards: The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared.
–perezhilton.com
Overheard by: tatiana