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Liz Hurley: I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.

–http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/w/star/n49034/news/Babe-of-the-Century-Hurley-Knocks-Monroe.html

Heather Mills: I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007090660,00.html

Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

Overheard by: just… ew

Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss.

Overheard by: pants on fire…

Courtney Love: I didn’t show up for court because I didn’t have a professional bodyguard.

Overheard by: Cliteesha Licorice

Arnold Schwarzenegger: [Marijuana] is not a drug. It’s a leaf.

–GQ Magazine

Overheard by: Mary Jane

Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on-stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. Making movies is a highly regimented profession.

Overheard by: atlas luvr

Angelina Jolie: I’m not sure if there was a key event that changed me, but I first had sex when I was 14.

–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sundaymag/sunday_11m_jolie.shtml

NBA retiree Chuck Nevitt: My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.

–ESPN

Overheard by: e

George Clooney: I’m going to adopt a good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash.

–http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17387055/