And Ladies Sec­ond

P. Did­dy on for­mal ri­val Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gang­sters. We are men first.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007–03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9‑1.html

Thank God

Miss Al­aba­ma, 1994, asked, “If you could live for­ev­er, would you and why?”: I would not live for­ev­er, be­cause we should not live for­ev­er, be­cause if we were sup­posed to live for­ev­er, then we would live for­ev­er, but we can­not live for­ev­er, which is why I would not live for­ev­er.

Over­heard by: oh-hay-hay

Darn Tootin’, You Betcha!

Fe­lic­i­ty Huff­man, about hub­by William H. Ma­cy: I get to go home and sleep with that… Lucky me.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/502092p-423431c.html

Just Like My Ra­zor-toothed Pussy

Pam An­der­son, on hub­by Rick Sa­lomon’s in­jured nose: I sliced it… It was sex­u­al.

–http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/11/20/pam_anderson_injures_husband_during_sex

Over­heard by: joeschmoe