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Diana Ross: You must pronunciate everything.

–American Idol

Justin Timberlake: I kiss people with my soul. I don’t kiss them with my mouth.

Overheard by: ghosthumpersanon

New Zealand model Nicky Watson, croakily: I’ve been looking for my lost dog for days. I’ve been all over the area day and night, calling, ‘Cricket, Cricket,’ trying to find my poor Cricket.
Interviewer: You’re hoarse.
Nicky Watson: No, my chihuahua.

–Current affairs TV show in New Zealand

Overheard by: kiwibloke

Al Pacino: All due respect and trying to be as modest as I can be, I am a dancer.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Al+Pacino-36024.html

Quentin Tarantino: I’ve always had a thought maybe that I might have been Shakespeare in another life. I don’t really believe that 100%, and I don’t really care about Shakespeare, I’ve never been into Shakespeare, but then people are constantly bringing up all of these qualities in my work that mirror Shakespearean tragedies and moments and themes.

–GQ

George W. Bush: Karyn is with us — a west Texas girl, just like me.

–http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/05/20040527-5.html

Overheard by: c.j.

Dan Rather: Barbara [Walters] has the exterior of a debutante but the heart of an assassin.

–http://nymag.com/news/features/28519/index.html

Catherine Zeta-Jones: I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I’ve ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.

Overheard by: lily

George W. Bush: I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.

Overheard by: dan murray

Celine Dion: My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.