Inking Is Overrated

Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!

–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html

Overheard by: You mean a squid?

What Is It with These People?

R. Kelly: My greatest competition is, well, me. I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us, and a lot of people are starting to realize that now.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/05162007/gossip/pagesix/swollen_head_pagesix_.htm

How Humble Of You

Jessica Alba: I always felt like I was born into the wrong family. I didn’t feel I belonged, and I felt that I should have been royal, and nobody knew that except me.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/you/article.html?in_article_id=460832&in_page_id=1908

We Beg to Differ

Jordan, British model: I’m even thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I’d really notice the difference. By the time I’m finished, I’ll be like a nun!

Overheard by: i do kegels

Keith Richards Is My Anti-Drug

Keith Richards: The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared.

–perezhilton.com

Overheard by: tatiana