Celine Dion: My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.
George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English.
Dog the Bounty Hunter: … And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ I felt like I could embrace — or as brothers, or as a black woman — say the N‑word.
–Hannity & Colmes
Overheard by: Irk
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I’m getting my back waxed for charity.
Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?
Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance.
Overheard by: u‑g-l‑y you ain’t got no alibi
Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared.
Carmen Electra: I’m really into quantum physics.
Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?
–Taylor’s Celeb Quotes
Matthew McConaughey, on his girlfriend’s pregnancy: Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution.
Overheard by: NOVA16