Bridget Moynahan, on meeting the pope: I went up there and I just went blank, so I bent down, licked his hand, and went off.
PETA on global warming: The most powerful step that we can take as individuals to avert global warming is to stop eating meat, eggs, and dairy products.
Kirsten Dunst: I have my student ID — it’s so exciting! I was showing it to my girlfriends in a restaurant recently. I’m like, ‘I can get money off movie tickets now!’
Former NYC mayor David Dinkins: I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
Overheard by: literariesdonotrun
Paris Hilton: People think I sleep with everyone, but it’s not like that — kissing is all I do.
–In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: rome-dawg
R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.
Diana Ross: You must pronunciate everything.
Fergie: I, uh, I had a conversation with God, basically. I don’t know how to interpret this, but He said, ‘I’ve given you this beautiful gift, and you’re throwing it away.’
Overheard by: chai tea is love
Natalie Portman: When I was seven years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa’s funeral. I was always the little entertainer.
Overheard by: buttpaste queen
Mark Wahlberg: When my daughter is 10 and 11, and especially in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It’s not mess-around time.