Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don’t read anything — I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I’m too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I’m not interested in anyone else.
Overheard by: hamstah-time
Vanity Fair writer George Wayne as Djimon Hounsou cozies up with Cameron Diaz: She’s gonna get some black snake moan tonight!
–http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2‑3.asp
Janet Jackson: You don’t know how many people come up to me and say, ‘This child was conceived listening to you.’
–people.com
Kid Rock: Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks.
–people.com
Overheard by: baroness
Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!
–www.perezhilton.com
Overheard by: Melissa
Britney Spears, about how often she can see her children: Stuff like that — my lawyers know all that stuff.
Overheard by: Hermes!
Olivier Martinez: I have a natural feeling for wolves.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Olivier+Martinez++wolf+worship-31063.html
Paris Hilton, on Nicole Richie: I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.
Overheard by: hokay
Mariah Carey, asked how many bathrooms are in her home: I don’t know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?
Overheard by: jenner
Britney Spears: You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.
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