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Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I’m Hugh Grant.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204745_1032144

British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don’t have any shops.

Overheard by: bbq vixen

Kelsey Grammer, asked if he was really a doctor: I have an honorary doctorate at, uh… Oh, god, where is it? Some college [University of Massachusetts at Amherst].

Overheard by: kellen heller

Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me!

–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

Hilary Duff: I can’t go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don’t think I’m excessive.

Overheard by: makes her thongs at home

Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat.

–http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html

Boris Gryzlov, speaker of Russian Parliament: Parliament is not a place for political discussions.

–http://echo.msk.ru/programs/dithyramb/33429/

Kate Beckinsale: This is what’s sick about living in LA — my eight-year-old daughter will point to a woman and say, ‘Look! That woman’s had too much botox.’

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kate+Beckinsale-14866.html

Idaho senator Larry Craig: To have the governor standing behind me, as he always has, is very humbling.

–Press conference

Overheard by: doug doan

Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes.

–http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-10-quote-of-the-day-177