Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.
–Celebrity Apprentice
Overheard by: he’s brilliant
Or We'll Look All Civilized and Shit
Former Alaskan governor Wally Hickel: You can’t just let nature run wild.
Overheard by: dickie
Well, Then, You're Fucked, Aren't You?
Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren’t right.
Overheard by: rubbah duck
Butt Glue. Lots and Lots Of Butt Glue
John Travolta: I’m wondering if we have to start thinking about other planets, and also domed cities, because I don’t know if there’s a way to repair these holes in the sky.
–http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21271992.shtml
Marriage Is a Bitch
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm
You Rest Your Case, Sir.
Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Overheard by: krispie treat kiss
Including All the Whoopie
Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.
–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130796,00.html
So Much Hotter Than, Like, Feeding the Hungry
Mariah Carey: Wouldn’t it be really hot if I could just blink and change my outfit right now? How amazing would that be?
Overheard by: i<3manginas
Diarrhea Is So In This Year
Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03082007/gossip/cindy/3_celebrity_blondes_join_virgin_campaign_cindy_cindy_adams.htm?page=2
Do Your Poor Grammar and Superficial Values Mean Nothing to You?
“Girl Next Door,” Kendra Wilkinson: Now that I have my grill, I definitely feel more, like, gangsta.
Overheard by: natural woman