Oh, That Kind Of “Priest”

Va­lerie Bertinel­li: The priest we tapped to per­form the cer­e­mo­ny gave us ques­tion­naires so he could get to know us bet­ter. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a lit­tle vial of coke…

–The To­day Show

Over­heard by: peanut­but­tah jel­ly­time

I’m Pulling for a Head-on

New York may­or Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get old­er, I get more valu­able. As she gets old­er, she gets less valu­able… Now would be the per­fect time for an in­ter­sec­tion.