Miss Great Britain 2006, Danielle Lloyd: Wasn’t [Winston Churchill] the first black president of America? There’s a statue of him near me… that’s black…
–http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/5311732.stm
Or Even a Little Bit, for That Matter
Question: If Noah and his family were the only people to survive the flood, then how did the world get other races?
Pat Robertson: When Noah and his family left the ark, they split up and went around the world and then, I don’t know, got tans or something. I don’t know exactly how it happened.
Like Sunken Seamen?
Christina Aguilera: I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.
Overheard by: oh-hay-hay
I'll Mull It Over on My Smoke Break
Former Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca: We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves, ‘How much clean air do we need?’
What Have You Done for Jesus Lately?
Bridget Moynahan, on meeting the pope: I went up there and I just went blank, so I bent down, licked his hand, and went off.
Our Odiferous Emissions Are Frying Us Like Bacon
PETA on global warming: The most powerful step that we can take as individuals to avert global warming is to stop eating meat, eggs, and dairy products.
–http://goveg.com/environment-globalwarming.asp
It's 'Canadia,' Dumbass
Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
–http://www.usatoday.com/life/columnist/popcandy/2004-05-11-pop-candy_x.htm
Overheard by: Schmine
Clinton and Gonzales: Good One!
Former NYC mayor David Dinkins: I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
Overheard by: literariesdonotrun
Dialysis and a Head-hunt?
R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.
–vh1.com
So I Can Save Up for Things Like Diet Water and Air
Kirsten Dunst: I have my student ID — it’s so exciting! I was showing it to my girlfriends in a restaurant recently. I’m like, ‘I can get money off movie tickets now!’
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kirsten+Dunst-14467.html