P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007–03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9‑1.html
The Most Effective Way to Solve All Of Our World’s Problems
Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!
Overheard by: Scott
But the Occasional Whacked-Out Weekend Is Fun for the Whole Family!
Pam Anderson, on drug use: I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.
Overheard by: gorenluvr
Thank God
Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Overheard by: oh-hay-hay
Darn Tootin’, You Betcha!
Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that… Lucky me.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/502092p-423431c.html
Just Like My Razor-toothed Pussy
Pam Anderson, on hubby Rick Salomon’s injured nose: I sliced it… It was sexual.
–http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/11/20/pam_anderson_injures_husband_during_sex
Overheard by: joeschmoe
Daddy’s Remote Works Like a Charm
Paris Hilton: I don’t think; I just walk.
Collect Them All! Trade with Your Friends!
Brad Pitt: They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ and I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth…’ That’s my answer.
Overheard by: uncle daddy
“Shade #60 Acorn” Really Speaks Volumes About My, Like, Character Thing
Jessica Simpson: I’m happy to be a brunette, because it reflects who I am now.
I’m Thinking Pastafarianism…
David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.
Overheard by: shooby-doop
