… And Tell Mom and Dad on Him

Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance.

–The View

Overheard by: u‑g-l‑y you ain’t got no alibi

They’re Touchy Down Under

Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Kidman+Learns+How+To+Castrate+Bulls+For+New+Movie.-31135.html

And Stripper-cizing?

Carmen Electra: I’m really into quantum physics.

–People Magazine

Kid Had Better Have Daddy’s Dimples

Matthew McConaughey, on his girlfriend’s pregnancy: Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution.

–http://thesuperficial.com/

Overheard by: NOVA16

Yes.

Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

–Taylor’s Celeb Quotes

There’s “Open,” and Then There’s “Shut the Fuck Up Already”

Melissa Joan Hart: I’m a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I’m going to tell everyone I know about it.

Overheard by: virgin.… ‑ian

NewsFlash: Celebs Can Make Their Weeks As Long or Short As They Like

Jessica Biel, on her fit body: I work out every day — Monday to Saturday.

–E! Online

Overheard by: e! fan

Because That Would Be Selfish and Cruel

Reese Witherspoon: I wouldn’t want my children to miss out on any of that teasing and bullying.

Overheard by: Lorelai

C‑to-the-H-to-the-R-I-S‑T: Bitch, You Triflin’

Fergie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.

–http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005536483

Evil Keeps Me Beautiful

Naomi Campbell: I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent.

Overheard by: supafly