Paris Hilton: I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18… I’ve done it all on my own, like a hustler.
Like Godzilla and Phallic Shortcomings — All Around, It's a Magical Place
Britney Spears: I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t really like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.
–vh1.com
Same with Ninety-One-Year Olds
Johnny Depp: When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit…
Overheard by: testify
Says Whom?
Avril Lavigne: I’m getting more famous-er by the day.
Overheard by: Shavaunne
But I Can't Really See Past My Ego, So All Is Fair
John Mayer: I want a guide dog. I’m an asshole like that.
–Blossom Music Center
Overheard by: Mrs. Mayer
… "Stupid" — But Only Some Of Us Can Be Masters
Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language…
–BBC News
Overheard by: Alex M
But I'll Get Into Bed for Three
Linda Evangelista: I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
Overheard by: rome-dawg
If It Keeps Réné's Focus on Me
Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.
Overheard by: liliane
NewsFlash: Rich Prick Tries to Sound Intelligent; Fails. Film at 11.
Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.
–Celebrity Apprentice
Overheard by: he’s brilliant
Redundancy Doesn't Make You Sound Smarter. Ever.
Gary Busey: There’s nothing like changes, because nothing changes but changes.
Overheard by: krabby patty