Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I’m Hugh Grant.


British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don’t have any shops.

Overheard by: bbq vixen

Kelsey Grammer, asked if he was really a doctor: I have an honorary doctorate at, uh… Oh, god, where is it? Some college [University of Massachusetts at Amherst].

Overheard by: kellen heller

Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me!


Hilary Duff: I can’t go more than 72 hours without shopping, but I don’t think I’m excessive.

Overheard by: makes her thongs at home

Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat.


Boris Gryzlov, speaker of Russian Parliament: Parliament is not a place for political discussions.


Kate Beckinsale: This is what’s sick about living in LA — my eight-year-old daughter will point to a woman and say, ‘Look! That woman’s had too much botox.’


Idaho senator Larry Craig: To have the governor standing behind me, as he always has, is very humbling.

–Press conference

Overheard by: doug doan

Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes.