Arnold Schwarzenegger: The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.
Nicole-o-phobia?
Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
Overheard by: Hella-fly
Then We'll Both Slur in Your General Direction
Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.
–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=494171&in_page_id=1773
Or Any Ho, Really
Michael Douglas: It’s just amazing the damage you could do with a backhoe.
–In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: calamity zane
He Smelled Shrimp Stew
Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’
–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=439075&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=
The Signs Were So There
Britney Spears: I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s “Tearin’ Up My Heart.” It reminds me to wear a bra.
Overheard by: i <3 my gyno
Stick with the Flexing, Big Guy
Jean-Claude Van Damme: In an action film, you act in the action. In a drama film, you act in the drama.
Overheard by: petal peddler
Especially When You Shove It Up Your Asscrack
Elle MacPherson: Underwear is such an emotional thing.
Liiike You?
Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring… Really boring… So boring.
Overheard by: Delilah Karnes
Reader Poll: Is She Serious?
British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don’t have any shops.
Overheard by: bbq vixen