Including All the Whoopie

Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130796,00.html

Marriage Is a Bitch

Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

You Rest Your Case, Sir.

Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

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Diarrhea Is So In This Year

Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03082007/gossip/cindy/3_celebrity_blondes_join_virgin_campaign_cindy_cindy_adams.htm?page=2