Heather Mills

Heather Mills: I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0„2001320029 – 2007090660,00.html

Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me!


Heather Mills: There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?