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'I Wanna Hold Your Prosthesis'

Heather Mills: I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007090660,00.html

  • Posted on January 19, 2026
  • Heather Mills
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