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David Hasselhoff: I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.

Kelly Clarkson: My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible. I’m not willing to be that selfless.

–http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html <http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html

Nicole Kidman: You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV.

Overheard by: Stella

Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.

Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England…

Overheard by: Denise

Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.

–http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0,,2025133,00.html

Lindsay Lohan: I have a, like, what do you call it? Uh… Oh, yeah — a photographic memory.

–Interview on MTV

Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don’t have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success.

–http://www.printthis.clickability.com/pt/cpt?action=cpt&title=Can+Barbara+Walters%27s+Career+Survive+Rosie+and+Donald%27s+War%3F–+New+York+Magazine&expire=&urlID=21322067&fb=Y&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnymag.com%2Fnews%2Ffeatures%2F28519%2Findex.html&partnerID=73

Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.

–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html

Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I’m sore. I couldn’t even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.

Overheard by: i heart boas