Porn star Mary Carey: One day I plan on running for President of the United States.

–Vh1’s Celebrity Rehab, Episode 1

Overheard by: e dawg

Chad Michael Murray: I’m scared of dolls.

Overheard by: i <3 mr. tibbs

Lily Allen: My sister’s very tall and beautiful… But then again, I’m talented and rich.


Tyra Banks: There tends to be two different types of convicts. There’s the one that just feels like, ‘Oh my god, I’m just gonna die here and I feel so sad,’ and then there’s the one that everybody is scared of in the jail… ’cause they’re crazy!


Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages — a chain of them.

Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.

Overheard by: lata bitch

Tiger Woods: Oh! Christina! I love your music. I have all your CDs.
Christina Aguilera: Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.

Overheard by: oh, snap!

Gwen Stefani, on her 14-month-old son: I don’t know when I’m going to stop breast-feeding. I’ll just keep going while I can. Like, he’s getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He’s bitten me a few times!


Overheard by: dat ain’t right

Terrence Howard: I like women who look like me, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.

Overheard by: chutzpah

Dennis Rodman: Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.