Well, Why the Hell Not?

Porn star Mary Carey: One day I plan on running for President of the United States.

–Vh1’s Celebrity Rehab, Episode 1

Overheard by: e dawg

Posted on September 18, 2023
Mary Carey

Someone's in the Wrong Profession

Chad Michael Murray: I’m scared of dolls.

Overheard by: i <3 mr. tibbs

Posted on September 17, 2023
Chad Michael Murray

So I Can Bitch and Buy My Way Into America's Graces

Lily Allen: My sister’s very tall and beautiful… But then again, I’m talented and rich.

–http://usmagazine.com/lily_allen

Posted on September 17, 2023
Lily Allen

There Tend to Be Two Different Types Of Supermodels…

Tyra Banks: There tends to be two different types of convicts. There’s the one that just feels like, ‘Oh my god, I’m just gonna die here and I feel so sad,’ and then there’s the one that everybody is scared of in the jail… ’cause they’re crazy!

–http://www.calendarlive.com/tv/cl-et-ontv6mar06,0,3561447.story?coll=cl-home-top-blurb-right

Posted on September 16, 2023
Tyra Banks

Where We Offer Continental Baby Buffets and "Turndown" Ain't About Bedding

Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages — a chain of them.

Posted on September 16, 2023
Lindsay Lohan

Reader Poll: Does She Think Jackie Buys It?

Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.

Overheard by: lata bitch

Posted on September 15, 2023
Paris Hilton

… Or the Rules Of Conversational Etiquette

Tiger Woods: Oh! Christina! I love your music. I have all your CDs.
Christina Aguilera: Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.

Overheard by: oh, snap!

Posted on September 15, 2023
Christina Aguilera, Tiger Woods

When They Start to Bite, It's Not Cute, It's Kinky

Gwen Stefani, on her 14-month-old son: I don’t know when I’m going to stop breast-feeding. I’ll just keep going while I can. Like, he’s getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He’s bitten me a few times!

–www.people.com

Overheard by: dat ain’t right