Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like. Overheard by: spinach grimace
Jon Bon Jovi: Whatever goes on in Bon Jovi stays in Bon Jovi. –http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=462205&in_page_id=1773
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side. Overheard by: Perry
Kelly Clarkson: I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things. –http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html
David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?
Victoria Beckham: I think my sons think everybody’s mummy is a Spice Girl. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Victoria+Beckham-18289.html Overheard by: juanita
Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die. Overheard by: ORLY
Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke… –The Today Show Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime
Boy George: I’m very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. Overheard by: stella