Sweetie, Just Stop Talking.

Lindsay Lohan: People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that, so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something.

Overheard by: Abigail M.

Aw, You Shouldn't Have!

Paula Abdul: I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.


That's Hot.

Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.


Overheard by: she really is too much

Key to Any Successful Relationship

Rupert Friend, The Libertine’s Billy Downes on gay kiss with co-star Depp: When you’re kissing a guy [tapers off]… We just had a glass of wine and got on with it.


…. What?

Sean Penn: My favorite thing to do is not act — it’s that simple.

Overheard by: Gramps