Courtney Love: I don’t mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you’re Barbara Streisand.

Overheard by: mongoose

P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007 – 03 – 10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9‑1.html

Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!

Overheard by: Scott

Pam Anderson, on drug use: I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.

Overheard by: gorenluvr

Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Overheard by: oh‐hay‐hay

Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that… Lucky me.


Pam Anderson, on hubby Rick Salomon’s injured nose: I sliced it… It was sexual.


Overheard by: joeschmoe

Paris Hilton: I don’t think; I just walk.

Brad Pitt: They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ and I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth…’ That’s my answer.

Overheard by: uncle daddy

Jessica Simpson: I’m happy to be a brunette, because it reflects who I am now.