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Britney Spears, about how often she can see her children: Stuff like that — my lawyers know all that stuff.

Overheard by: Hermes!

Olivier Martinez: I have a natural feeling for wolves.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Olivier+Martinez++wolf+worship-31063.html

Paris Hilton, on Nicole Richie: I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.

Overheard by: hokay

Mariah Carey, asked how many bathrooms are in her home: I don’t know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?

Overheard by: jenner

Britney Spears: You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.

Richard Schiff to fellow passenger after tickling his daughter: Watch out, or I’ll tickle you, too!

–Manhattan-bound D train from Yankee Stadium
New York, New York

Overheard by: West Wing fans

David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm

George W. Bush, looking at map of Brazil: Wow, Brazil is big.

Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy

Hillary Duff: I’m not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn’t imagine having a girlfriend!

–http://www.feministing.com/

Ivanka Trump: Nobody [in the family] is doing anything for the sake of being famous. It’s all for the sake of raising the price per square foot we’re able to get on saleable real estate.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/04142007/gossip/pagesix/trumpean_logic_pagesix_.htm