Meredith Vieira, to Jake Gyllenhaal: When you made Brokeback Mountain, did you have any idea what you were sitting on?
Overheard by: spook
Sweetie, Just Stop Talking.
Lindsay Lohan: People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that, so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something.
Overheard by: Abigail M.
Alluding to Ass-Kicking Doesn't Make That Any Less Gay
Russell Crowe: I love going shopping. I have a black belt in it.
–people.com
Overheard by: mr. tibbs
Aw, You Shouldn't Have!
Paula Abdul: I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/06/08/2007-06-08_paulas_hey_fever_worth_catching.html/
That's Hot.
Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.
–http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2008/02/07/paris_hilton_applies_herself_to_harvard/
Overheard by: she really is too much
Like Calling It That Is Going to Improve Visitation
Kate Beckinsale: I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s tomb.
Overheard by: lick’riche
And Ball Park Franks Are for Whores
Gwyneth Paltrow: I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.
Too Busy Making Out with the Tricycle Gang?
Jessica Alba: I realized that I forgot how to ride a bike.
–OK Weekly
Overheard by: i <3 twinz
Key to Any Successful Relationship
Rupert Friend, The Libertine’s Billy Downes on gay kiss with co-star Depp: When you’re kissing a guy [tapers off]… We just had a glass of wine and got on with it.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204238_1024392
…. What?
Sean Penn: My favorite thing to do is not act — it’s that simple.
Overheard by: Gramps