Angelina Jolie: I’ve only had four lovers.


Overheard by: …in one night

Karl Lagerfeld: I don’t want to be a reality in people’s lives. I want to be like an apparition.


Overheard by: Sewing Diva

Simon Cowell: It’s very fashionable to be in rehab.


Tom Cruise, on being “normal”: I wear jeans, socks, and a shirt — all totally normal… I get my hair cut on set. I have no iPhone, no mobile, no e-mail address, no watch, no jewelery, no wallet…

Overheard by: airMES

Donald Trump: If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s ‘big business.’

Overheard by: polar scare

Brooke Shields: I’m so naive about finances. Once, when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized that I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.

Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is always with me.

Overheard by: bloody hell

Larry Birkhead, about a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the baby might be another man’s: She smacked me and said, ‘I’m not a whore, you dummy!’.


Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future!


Overheard by: ana plz

Tori Spelling: Why bull sperm? Can’t it be horse sperm, or cow sperm?

Overheard by: bbb