NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I’m getting my back waxed for charity.
George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English.
Celine Dion: My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.
George W. Bush: I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.
Overheard by: dan murray
George W. Bush: Karyn is with us — a west Texas girl, just like me.
Overheard by: c.j.
Dog the Bounty Hunter: … And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ I felt like I could embrace — or as brothers, or as a black woman — say the N-word.
–Hannity & Colmes
Overheard by: Irk
Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?
–Taylor’s Celeb Quotes
Carmen Electra: I’m really into quantum physics.
Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?
Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared.