It's About Damned Time

George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English.


Dude, Just Stop Saying Words

Dog the Bounty Hunter: … And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ I felt like I could embrace — or as brothers, or as a black woman — say the N-word.

–Hannity & Colmes

Overheard by: Irk


Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

–Taylor’s Celeb Quotes

They're Touchy Down Under

Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared.