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Enrique Iglesias: I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.

–http://perezhilton.com/topics/guess_the_celebrity/guess_the_celeb_20070521.php

Linda Evangelista: I don’t diet; I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.

–http://www.funnypictures.tv/html/jokes/quotes/stupid-quotes/2006-04-18/stupid-quotes_1145339309d102189.html

David Hasselhoff: I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.

Kelly Clarkson: My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible. I’m not willing to be that selfless.

–http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html <http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html

Nicole Kidman: You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV.

Overheard by: Stella

Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.

Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.

–http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0,,2025133,00.html

Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England…

Overheard by: Denise

Lindsay Lohan: I have a, like, what do you call it? Uh… Oh, yeah — a photographic memory.

–Interview on MTV

Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don’t have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success.

–http://www.printthis.clickability.com/pt/cpt?action=cpt&title=Can+Barbara+Walters%27s+Career+Survive+Rosie+and+Donald%27s+War%3F–+New+York+Magazine&expire=&urlID=21322067&fb=Y&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnymag.com%2Fnews%2Ffeatures%2F28519%2Findex.html&partnerID=73