George W. Bush: Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.
–http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1623337,00.html
- Posted on December 30, 2023
- George Bush
Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know — as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home, I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night.
–http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo
- Posted on December 29, 2023
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon, and Jesus ? but I want to stay alive.
–http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/02/madonna_i_want_.html
- Posted on December 27, 2023
- Madonna
Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm
- Posted on December 26, 2023
- Ted Turner
George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.
–About.com
Overheard by: Ewwww
- Posted on December 24, 2023
- George Bush
Clay Aiken: I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago.
Overheard by: lickerish
- Posted on December 24, 2023
- Clay Aiken
Brad Pitt: Being in the room with those two women [Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie] is great fun. It’s like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill, only much better-looking.
- Posted on December 22, 2023
- Brad Pitt
Russian president Vladimir Putin: The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.
–http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003777395_webkalashnikov06.html
Overheard by: Comrade X
- Posted on December 19, 2023
- Vladimir Putin
Serbian basketball player Vlade Divac: We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
Overheard by: francie
- Posted on December 17, 2023
- Vlade Divac
Kelly Rowland, of Destiny’s Child: You know how the Beatles broke off, they all did their solo projects, and then they came back together and they were even stronger?
–Vh1
- Posted on December 16, 2023
- Kelly Rowland
