David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.
Overheard by: shooby-doop
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Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.
Overheard by: licketysplit
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Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
–Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign
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Natalie Portman: Oh my god! I’m not black, but I know what it feels like!
–http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Portman
Overheard by: genny
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Liz Hurley: I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.
–http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/w/star/n49034/news/Babe-of-the-Century-Hurley-Knocks-Monroe.html
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Heather Mills: I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.
–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007090660,00.html
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Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.
Overheard by: just… ew
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Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss.
Overheard by: pants on fire…
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- Pat Robertson
Courtney Love: I didn’t show up for court because I didn’t have a professional bodyguard.
Overheard by: Cliteesha Licorice
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: [Marijuana] is not a drug. It’s a leaf.
–GQ Magazine
Overheard by: Mary Jane
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- Arnold Schwarzenegger
