Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages — a chain of them.
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- Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
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- Paris Hilton
Tiger Woods: Oh! Christina! I love your music. I have all your CDs.
Christina Aguilera: Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.
Overheard by: oh, snap!
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- Christina Aguilera, Tiger Woods
Gwen Stefani, on her 14-month-old son: I don’t know when I’m going to stop breast-feeding. I’ll just keep going while I can. Like, he’s getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He’s bitten me a few times!
–www.people.com
Overheard by: dat ain’t right
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- Gwen Stefani
Terrence Howard: I like women who look like me, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.
Overheard by: chutzpah
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- Terrence Howard
Dennis Rodman: Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
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- Dennis Rodman
Jessica Simpson: My boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace.
–Star Magazine
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- Jessica Simpson
Courteney Cox: Getting a boner while we’re sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204212_1023893
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- Courtney Cox
George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball.
–http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20041613_4,00.html
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- George Clooney
