Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on‐stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. Making movies is a highly regimented profession.

Overheard by: atlas luvr

Angelina Jolie: I’m not sure if there was a key event that changed me, but I first had sex when I was 14.


NBA retiree Chuck Nevitt: My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt. 


Overheard by: e

George Clooney: I’m going to adopt a good‐looking 24‐year‐old girl with some cash.


Bobby Brown: The reason why I tried to kill that man is because he spat on me. That’s the dirtiest thing you can do to a man.

Mo’Nique: F‑A‐T means ‘fabulous and thick,’ ‘full and tasty,’ ‘fluffy and tender.’

Overheard by: JiminyKrikit

Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I’m not a country singer.


Overheard by: e

Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive.

–UK Daily Mail

Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don’t read anything — I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I’m too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I’m not interested in anyone else.

Overheard by: hamstah‐time

Vanity Fair writer George Wayne as Djimon Hounsou cozies up with Cameron Diaz: She’s gonna get some black snake moan tonight!