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Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke…

–The Today Show

Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

Boy George: I’m very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.

Overheard by: stella

Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.

–http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1254993,00.html

Christina Aguilera, about possible new album: I’ve been brainstorming for the last nine months of my pregnancy.

–Ryan Seacrest’s radio show

Overheard by: cocoa

Paris Hilton: I want to have two children — a boy called London and a girl named China.

Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!

Sherri Shepherd: Is the world flat?

–In Touch Weekly

Overheard by: cliteesha

Britney Spears: I no longer study Kaballah… My baby is my religion.

Overheard by: romeo

Pete Wentz: I love Jessica Simpson’s stuff — especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.

–dlisted.com

Overheard by: Anna Mousey

Heidi Klum: These are German breasts. One is called Hans and one is called Franz.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007230801,00.html