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I Pay My Bitches to Learn to Count for Me

Donald Trump: If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s ‘big business.’

Overheard by: polar scare

And I Bought Eleventeen

Brooke Shields: I’m so naive about finances. Once, when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized that I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.

Props My Head Up on the Mirror Plate

Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is always with me.

Overheard by: bloody hell

Whores Carry Wire Hangers

Larry Birkhead, about a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the baby might be another man’s: She smacked me and said, ‘I’m not a whore, you dummy!’.

–http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html

Surely Her Parents Are Proud

Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future!

–http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/23/hilton_shanghai_looks_like_the_future/

Overheard by: ana plz

Dude, WTF?

Tori Spelling: Why bull sperm? Can’t it be horse sperm, or cow sperm?

Overheard by: bbb

Reparations Have Come a Long Way

Naomi Campbell: I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.

–IMDb.com

… Or on a Conveyor Belt

Cher: I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door.

Overheard by: DiggityDawg

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How Touching

Jessica Simpson: My father was a minister, so growing up we’d go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad, can I have him for my birthday, please?!’

Overheard by: rrrrrruffles

Or a Saggy, Ugly Friend Who Doesn't

Christina Aguilera: I think everybody should have a great Wonderbra.

Overheard by: Anya

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