David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.

Overheard by: shooby‐doop

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.

Overheard by: licketysplit

Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

–Federal Anti‐Smoking Campaign

Natalie Portman: Oh my god! I’m not black, but I know what it feels like!


Overheard by: genny

Liz Hurley: I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.


Heather Mills: I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0„2001320029 – 2007090660,00.html

Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

Overheard by: just… ew

Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss.

Overheard by: pants on fire…

Courtney Love: I didn’t show up for court because I didn’t have a professional bodyguard.

Overheard by: Cliteesha Licorice

Arnold Schwarzenegger: [Marijuana] is not a drug. It’s a leaf.

–GQ Magazine

Overheard by: Mary Jane