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Jon Bon Jovi: Whatever goes on in Bon Jovi stays in Bon Jovi.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=462205&in_page_id=1773

Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?

David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.

Overheard by: Perry

Kelly Clarkson: I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things.

–http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html

David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?

Victoria Beckham: I think my sons think everybody’s mummy is a Spice Girl.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Victoria+Beckham-18289.html

Overheard by: juanita

Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.

Overheard by: ORLY

Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke…

–The Today Show

Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

Boy George: I’m very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.

Overheard by: stella