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Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!

Overheard by: Scott

Pam Anderson, on drug use: I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.

Overheard by: gorenluvr

Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Overheard by: oh-hay-hay

Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that… Lucky me.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/502092p-423431c.html

Pam Anderson, on hubby Rick Salomon’s injured nose: I sliced it… It was sexual.

–http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/11/20/pam_anderson_injures_husband_during_sex

Overheard by: joeschmoe

Paris Hilton: I don’t think; I just walk.

Brad Pitt: They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ and I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth…’ That’s my answer.

Overheard by: uncle daddy

Jessica Simpson: I’m happy to be a brunette, because it reflects who I am now.

David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.

Overheard by: shooby-doop

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.

Overheard by: licketysplit