Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring… Really boring… So boring.

Overheard by: Delilah Karnes

Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.


Michael Douglas: It’s just amazing the damage you could do with a backhoe.

–In Touch Weekly

Overheard by: calamity zane

Gwen Stefani: I can’t wait to get pregnant again. It’s so fun and consuming and romantic.

Overheard by: cliteesha

Britney Spears: I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s “Tearin’ Up My Heart.” It reminds me to wear a bra.

Overheard by: i <3 my gyno

Elle MacPherson: Underwear is such an emotional thing.

Jean-Claude Van Damme: In an action film, you act in the action. In a drama film, you act in the drama.

Overheard by: petal peddler

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, when asked what the stars on the American flag mean: The original states and colonies.

Overheard by: PuceWoman

Christina Aguilera: I give money to a company that makes hearing aids. More people should hear me sing.

Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I’m Hugh Grant.