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Lindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I’ll have a drink, I’m not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don’t really have a desire to do that. I have sort of grown past it because I have a full-time job and responsibilities. It’s cool to have that, it makes you mature faster.

–AP Interview

Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.

–Blender Magazine

Jessica Simpson: I aspire to be Patsy Cline.

Overheard by: heffalumpalicious

Eminem: Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don’t think it was necessarily ’cause I’m stupid.

Jewel: Yeah, well, in school they wanted me to be all mathematical… and gramarically correct.

–EXTRA

Overheard by: Sarah McLellan

Porn star Mary Carey: One day I plan on running for President of the United States.

–Vh1’s Celebrity Rehab, Episode 1

Overheard by: e dawg

Chad Michael Murray: I’m scared of dolls.

Overheard by: i <3 mr. tibbs

Lily Allen: My sister’s very tall and beautiful… But then again, I’m talented and rich.

–http://usmagazine.com/lily_allen

Tyra Banks: There tends to be two different types of convicts. There’s the one that just feels like, ‘Oh my god, I’m just gonna die here and I feel so sad,’ and then there’s the one that everybody is scared of in the jail… ’cause they’re crazy!

–http://www.calendarlive.com/tv/cl-et-ontv6mar06,0,3561447.story?coll=cl-home-top-blurb-right

Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages — a chain of them.