Jessica Simpson: My boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace.
–Star Magazine
- Posted on September 13, 2023
- Jessica Simpson
Courteney Cox: Getting a boner while we’re sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204212_1023893
- Posted on September 12, 2023
- Courtney Cox
George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball.
–http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20041613_4,00.html
- Posted on September 12, 2023
- George Clooney
Victoria Beckham: Three boys… I think it’s less about parenting now for me and more about crowd control.
–people.com
Overheard by: crapola
- Posted on September 11, 2023
- Victoria Beckham
Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!
–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html
Overheard by: You mean a squid?
- Posted on September 10, 2023
- Uncategorized
Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark: Half this game is 90 percent mental.
Overheard by: Trippin’ Billie
- Posted on September 10, 2023
- Danny Ozark
Christina Aguilera: So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
- Posted on September 9, 2023
- Christina Aguilera
R. Kelly: My greatest competition is, well, me. I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us, and a lot of people are starting to realize that now.
–http://www.nypost.com/seven/05162007/gossip/pagesix/swollen_head_pagesix_.htm
- Posted on September 9, 2023
- R. Kelly
Jordan, British model: I’m even thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I’d really notice the difference. By the time I’m finished, I’ll be like a nun!
Overheard by: i do kegels
- Posted on September 8, 2023
- Jordan
