Jessica Simpson: My boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace.
Courteney Cox: Getting a boner while we’re sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up.
George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball.
Victoria Beckham: Three boys… I think it’s less about parenting now for me and more about crowd control.
Overheard by: crapola
Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!
Overheard by: You mean a squid?
Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark: Half this game is 90 percent mental.
Overheard by: Trippin’ Billie
Christina Aguilera: So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
R. Kelly: My greatest competition is, well, me. I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us, and a lot of people are starting to realize that now.
Jordan, British model: I’m even thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I’d really notice the difference. By the time I’m finished, I’ll be like a nun!
Overheard by: i do kegels