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Fighting the War on Gender Differentiation One Speech at a Time

George W. Bush: Karyn is with us — a west Texas girl, just like me.

–http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/05/20040527-5.html

Overheard by: c.j.

Dan Rather: Barbara [Walters] has the exterior of a debutante but the heart of an assassin.

–http://nymag.com/news/features/28519/index.html

Catherine Zeta-Jones: I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I’ve ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.

Overheard by: lily

George W. Bush: I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.

Overheard by: dan murray

Celine Dion: My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.

NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I’m getting my back waxed for charity.

George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English.

–http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/12/us/12bush.html

Dog the Bounty Hunter: … And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ I felt like I could embrace — or as brothers, or as a black woman — say the N-word.

–Hannity & Colmes

Overheard by: Irk

Carmen Electra: I’m really into quantum physics.

–People Magazine

Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?