Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.
–Blender Magazine
Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.
–Blender Magazine
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
Paris Hilton: I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.
–OK Weekly
Paris Hilton: What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?
–vh1.com
Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London.
–TV
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
Paris Hilton: I want to have two children — a boy called London and a girl named China.
Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!
Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…
Overheard by: afro-dite
Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.
–http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2008/02/07/paris_hilton_applies_herself_to_harvard/
Overheard by: she really is too much
Paris Hilton: I don’t think; I just walk.
