Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.

–Blender Magazine

Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.

Overheard by: lata bitch

Paris Hilton: I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.

–OK Weekly

Paris Hilton: What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?


Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London.


Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?

Paris Hilton: I want to have two children — a boy called London and a girl named China.

Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!

Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…

Overheard by: afro-dite

Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.


Overheard by: she really is too much

Paris Hilton: I don’t think; I just walk.