Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid.

Overheard by: shirley’s temple

Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.

Overheard by: Hella-fly

Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future!

–http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/23/hilton_shanghai_looks_like_the_future/

Overheard by: ana plz

Paris Hilton: In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.

–http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_officially_in_jai.php/

Paris Hilton: People think I sleep with everyone, but it’s not like that — kissing is all I do.

–In Touch Weekly

Overheard by: rome-dawg

Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?

Paris Hilton: I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18… I’ve done it all on my own, like a hustler.

Paris Hilton, on acting: I’ll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works.

–http://www.celebitchy.com/9208/fyi_paris_hilton_has_an_acting_coach_paris_hilton_needs_to_fire_coach/

Overheard by: eat your heart out, Meryl Streep

Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.

–Blender Magazine

Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.

Overheard by: lata bitch