Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, on acting: I’ll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works.

–http://www.celebitchy.com/9208/fyi_paris_hilton_has_an_acting_coach_paris_hilton_needs_to_fire_coach/

Overheard by: eat your heart out, Meryl Streep

Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.

–Blender Magazine

Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.

Overheard by: lata bitch

Paris Hilton: I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.

–OK Weekly

Paris Hilton: What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?

–vh1.com

Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London.

–TV

Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?

Paris Hilton: I want to have two children — a boy called London and a girl named China.

Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!

Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…

Overheard by: afro-dite

Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

–http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2008/02/07/paris_hilton_applies_herself_to_harvard/

Overheard by: she really is too much