Jessica Simpson: My father was a minister, so growing up we’d go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad, can I have him for my birthday, please?!’

Overheard by: rrrrrruffles

Jessica Simpson: I aspire to be Patsy Cline.

Overheard by: heffalumpalicious

Jessica Simpson: My boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace.

–Star Magazine

Jessica Simpson at restaurant in Rome: Do you have Italian dressing?

–http://www.jessicasimpsonmusic.net/news/article/brunette-jessica-simpson-has-blonde-moment-in-rome/

Jessica Simpson: I’m happy to be a brunette, because it reflects who I am now.