Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!

Overheard by: Scott

Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

Overheard by: just… ew

Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive.

–UK Daily Mail

Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon, and Jesus ? but I want to stay alive.

–http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/02/madonna_i_want_.html

Madonna: There’s, like, no books about anything.