Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.

Overheard by: spinach grimace

Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I’m sore. I couldn’t even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.

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Clay Aiken: I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago.

Overheard by: lickerish