Britney Spears

Britney Spears: I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s “Tearin’ Up My Heart.” It reminds me to wear a bra.

Overheard by: i <3 my gyno

Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.


Overheard by: Schmine

Britney Spears: I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t really like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.


Britney Spears: I no longer study Kaballah… My baby is my religion.

Overheard by: romeo

Britney Spears: I don’t listen to anybody. I’m stubborn. But I do listen to Madonna. I wish I could be inside her head.

Overheard by: grams

Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England…

Overheard by: Denise

Britney Spears, about how often she can see her children: Stuff like that — my lawyers know all that stuff.

Overheard by: Hermes!

Britney Spears: You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!

Overheard by: condom queenie