George Clooney

George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball.

–http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20041613_4,00.html

George Clooney: I’m going to adopt a good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash.

–http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17387055/