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Yeah, Masturbation and Chubby Thighs Really Mar a Girl's V-card

Brittany Murphy: Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn’t a very nice one.

Overheard by: pink freud

  • Posted on May 13, 2025
  • Brittany Murphy
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