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But They're All Blurry Polaroids… Of My Poonani

Lindsay Lohan: I have a, like, what do you call it? Uh… Oh, yeah — a photographic memory.

–Interview on MTV

  • Posted on February 9, 2026
  • Lindsay Lohan
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